My cat days
By G.A.Grim
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Somedays I feel like I have fallen in a pit of angry cats.
These cats have rusty forks instead of claws.
And they are not pleased by my dropping in.
As a matter of fact, let's say they are pissed.
We will imagine that someone personally poked each of these,
Adorable little killers, in the eyes years ago.
And they all vividly remember,
I am the man who what done it!
For this moment they plotted and planned deviously.
They hit the gym everyday,
Got drastic claw replacement surgery.
Took team building exercises.
Just so they could exact their righteous feline vengeance.
Wait, here is the twist.
Turns out a cat's memory is shitty.
It was some other goofy looking bastard,
That did this terrible deed.
So after they, miraculously, manage to call an ambulance.
Which arrives just in time to save my life!
They apologize profusely.
And provide this sage advice,
Hang in there!
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