Anyway

Anyway, the story goes that trumps in town

Thousands of protesters, will him hound

Theresa spiders behind him like egor

Hoping a trade deal she will score

Problem is, this man is so insecure

Powerful women he does deplore

Looks like he rather deal with Boris

Whose speed of mind is like a slow Loris 

Their speech is soon, from chequors indeed,

To keep him away, from our country's need.