Killed: one mouse

In the back garden sat the cat, the cat that killed the mouse. In
the front garden lay the mouse, the mouse that had been killed by the
cat. In the house moved the intruder. And in the shower was the wife,
while on the floor lay the husband. In the hall was the intruder, and
out of the shower came the wife, the intruder stopped and the wife left
the bathroom.

"Oh, Beryll what are you doing here? You scared me half to
death."
"I just thought I'd bring round the dried flowers for the ceremony on
Sunday, I see your Jack is still suffering with his lumbago."
"Yer, bleedin' awful, ain't it"