What if.......

What if

What if I slip and I parp in the room
It sounds like your name
And you swoon.
Panicking, I get out the perfume and spray it at you
Pull my pyjamas down, I've had an accident beneath
Warm shit upon hairy cheeks make my fears come to life
Wiping it from my cheeks and attire

What if I trip around you
Poke my eyes out on my way
Hold out my arms, I found you
Blood streaming from my eyes
If you turn
Would you stand on my eyes?

What if I belch when I say your name
Halitosis thick on my breath
What if you smell it?
And long to be other places
And leave on the next train.
Would I follow?

What if I make clay pots with you
Would you know what I had done?
What if I retched for you and kissed you
Would you send me back to the dark side of the room?
Or would you retch for me and hold me
Denying Britney Spears my fantasies
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