Turkey-Neck, Double-Chin Blues - Video

http://youtu.be/C74PxJVzrHE

I got the turkey-neck, double-chin 
what-ever-happened-to-me-blues
Waist got so big I can't even
bend to tie my shoes

I wake in the mornin'
Get my teeth from a jar
Put on my glasses
or I won't get too far

I got the turkey-neck, double-chin
What-ever-happened-to-me blues
Can't remember why I came into 
this room, it's true 

Once upon a time I was 
so debonaire
Now I pee in my pants and say,
'life sure ain't fair'

Some they used to say
I looked like Brad Pitt's brother
Now they all say,
I look like his old grandmother 

With the turkey-neck, double-chin 
what-ever-happened-to-me-blues
Bones creak so loud you can hear 'em
all the way to Peru
(Well, maybe you can here 'em, but I'm deaf, ha know)

When I meet my maker 
Gonna scream and shout
'I started out perfect
And I end up with gout'
I got the turkey-neck, double-chin
Whatever happened-to-me
Gonna get my hands on 
Who's ever responsible
Turkey-neck, double-chin
Whatever happened to me blues