Heaven Is A Bar

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Heaven Is A Bar
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Heaven is a bar.It,s busy but not too busy.There,s a band on stage
playing Led Zeppelin songs.On the juke box all my favourite songs are
listed.On another raised stage two pole dancers gyrate.I don,t need any
money as everything is free.I can drink Miller all night and not get
drunk.I just get the constant buzz of that first drink no matter how
much i drink.A warm feeling in the pit of my stomach and the loss of
nervousness and inhibitions.Above the bar there are two widescreen
televisions.One shows soft porn the other shows a constant history of
Celtic winning every game.I can,t hear it as the band are blasting out
Whole Lotta Love.I sit at the bar and nibble on my favourite snacks.Any
time i need a refill the barmaid tops up my glass.All the woman are
Spanish looking and wear cocktail dresses in either black or red.They
all want to talk to me.Yes ...Heaven is that bar:.