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By Ian

Sun, 12 Sep 2004
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Personal Column
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Middle aged male.Likes wearing bin liners,choking on vodka laced
satsumas, wearing fish nets and hanging from ceiling seeks soul mate
35-45 kookie female for nights of fun.Box No.666

Certificate PG
Story
See Through Blues
Humour
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