A stopped Watch is right twice a day

I know a guy named Guy, who really loves to get high.
He likes to make a rhyme but doesn't want to know the time
So he wears a watch that's right twice a day
And high ridin' good rhymin' Guy likes that way.

So his watch is fixed at twelve o'clock noon
Or  ringing the midnight hour in Cooper's saloon
When for then, this Guy, this pal of mine
Is when his love begins to shine.

If it's high noon, Guy ain't no coward
He's smoking weed with our pal Howard.
This guy named Guy is either going up
Or waiting for his love to tumble down
And when she's finally showin' up
The time is right to hit the town.

Of course the time is always right
If it's dark, it must be night
If it's noon, give him a light.
Guy's in his lane and time is tight.