It's so cold...

it's so cold
my breath achoos achoos,
put on a scarf and threatens to
kill me if i leave the
home.

it's so cold
the refrigerator is
feeling a bit
superfluous,
complains about the inattention
it receives.

it's so cold
people from Moscow are actually smiling
for once.

it's so cold
that New Hampshire
plates will now say,
"eat snow
and die."

it's so cold
that
my keyboard
asked me
to keep on typing...