My Funny Valentine

My puppy bites me when
she's hungry, bites a candy
bone
and teases me,
runs away when I try to take it
away.

She loves to play, bite my pants and
drag
me away,
my funny Valentine,
so
funny
Valentine,
she wakes me up at 3:30
a.m.,
takes a shit and a pee
and when I clean it
up,
she bites the hand and towel
that feeds and
cleans it.

She likes to play in the
snow,
She likes to cry when I am away and she
eats
like a horse,
drinks like the gills of the fish
which
breathes like a
cloud.

My funny
Valentine
likes to bite my nose,
licks my face every
morning,
thumbs her toes like
a rose,
tulips
to dry all her tears.

My funny
Valentine,
she loves to play hide and seek,
she barks
and she speaks,
and when she reeks,
she wags her tail
and walks like
a skunk,
this little
punk.

Sometimes, she eats her
own crap, and
I tease her out
with a snack, she goes back in her
shack,
attack attack.

What's even worse's
when I try to play some golf,
she takes the balls and whirls
away,
she a furry ball and so
sheek,
she's
my funny Valentine,
she's my

funny little Valentine.