Gloucester

With your permission, I have
a great deal of power.
I would love to be irresponsible with it.
I would love to force your hand with it.
With your blessings,
I have the wisdom of the mechanical scales:

Your weight on 29-03-03
58.0kg
This is approximately
9 stones 2 lbs
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SEX: Male
AGE: 20
HEIGHT: 5' 9''
BUILD: Small
A guide to your ideal weight is
65.6kg
This is approximately
10 stones 4 lbs
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-----THANK YOU-----
PLEASE REMEMBER TO
ALLOW FOR YOUR CLOTHES
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Come and stand with me,
on this coin-operated shaman
Let the pharmacy be our promenade
I love your fugitive handbag - bring it aboard

I'll take you by the shadow of his leash,
whispering, "With a word, I'd have
your pretty white throat cut," but don't worry -
I'm only ridiculing him with an impression.

But you may sniff, on the stump of my finger,
the sweat of a girl I met in a chapel
and you may say, "No. You don't have my permission."
I will reply, "Please remember
to allow for my thirst."