Sex In The Afternoon

No one needs to hear about sex in the afternoon.
Most of them know all there is to know about it.
The sparkling come, the sun warming a ripe tit.
The fact that it's no one else's business but your own.

And those who haven't chanced on first hand experience
don't want to listen to your craftily-poised bragging.
Whether sexed out, sex-bored, prudish or gagging
for a taste of it, they're better off without, and since

there are better stories
(First Fuck After A Haircut,
Vaginal Wrestling, Morter-and-Pestling
in a National Trust Building,)
- yes, since there are better stories
you'd do best to keep your trap shut
and concentrate on forays
and thrusts into wet slut.