Fat man

Morning Mr Fatman!
whats that I see you're eating?
a tasty sandwich made with lots of ham?
your wife will give you a beating!

How about a new tasty treat?!
Its never been tried before!
Nothing could ever taste this sweet!
You'll strive forever to get more!

Its just been added as the 8th of the sins,
you'll never find anything better!
Your face is crying out for more chins,
so give in to the new trendsetter!

You'll never crave anything else again-
once you devoured all this!
not chips, or steak or sweets x10,
from first bite to last swallow, its bliss

the list of ingredients go on for miles!
low fat is nowhere near it!
the sugars and syrups arrived in piles,
and every last bit went in it!

this dish, it comes at a price y'know!
its not a price that money can pay!
you'll need to give me more than you can show,
you'll be paying for it til your dying day!

a side affect? a heart attack!
the clogging of your body!
away at your life this price will hack,
it will leave you more than groggy.

but I'll let you see for yourself,
heres the meal, bon appetit, enjoy!
from this you'll understand your health
and how its not a toy!

I wish you luck as you start your quest,
to try and top this, find the best,
you never will, it doesn't exist!
its hard to explain, but do you get the jist?