How To Take This Medicine

Administer at regular intervals,
Too much may make you miserable,
A modest mouthful is preferable.

What 'L' tablets do and what they are used for:

These tablets contain the active ingredient loveothecaine. Loveothecaine belongs to a group of medicines known as broad spectrum depression solutions. Some versions may induce rather than reduce swelling, and the patient may experience heightened levels of sexual pleasure. If this does not occur, patient should consult his or her doctor, who may be able to help.

DO NOT take these tablets if:

The patient is not used to excitement similar to that caused by a rollercoaster
The patient suffers from paranoia

DO take these tablets if:

The patient is suffering from depression
The patient is experiencing some debilitating disease
The patient wishes to be lifted off his or her feet
And sent into orbit.