dog shit on the dancefloor

Dog Shit on the dancefloor
Dog shit on the dancefloor
reminds me baby of you
brown, stinky and putrid
noxious steaming poo
repulsive cat doo
cat doo
cat doo

Stains on an old man's jumper
reminds me baby of you
stale beer egg and toadstools
diahorrea on bar stools
in the shape of your cheeks
spilt wee on a pub floor
that smells for weeks and weeks
weeks and weeks
weeks and weeks

Bird chewed bread from its beak
woodworm in the teak
your face is bug bum
hairy bulge and dumb
your body is crumb
you belong in a slum
in a slum
in a slum

And the Shanty Town people
throw you out
As you're not as good as they
your face of 10,000 year old corpse
ashen cigaretty and grey
copious brain cell decay
not the man with Milk Tray

Fungus nails on the dancefloor
reminds me baby of you
full of bollock and peppermint
next time it be 'flu
Wan faced and temperature
sweating like fat man in a bath
a nasty rash in your crack
a dirty old man in a mac
In a mac
In a mac

Rubbish on the pavement
Bird poo in the gaps
as pleasant as STD's
your presence gives me the clap
Gonoreah all year in your eye
next time I hope you're a fly
and get squashed by a mad man
swatted you and you die
then can't fly
you can't fly

and the music sounds off key
when I'm dancing with you
Doesn't matter what I do or say
You are like dog doo
slimy brown and twice a day
gassy brassy nasty lumpy
a set of hivey weals that are bumpy
a set of old women who are grumpy

You are the matter that doesn't matter
I hope you splatter
like frying batter
all over a floor
The dog doo on the dancefloor
bilious sick in the ladies
a fork stuck in a workman's head
with spurting blood red
dead zombie beast green skin
nightmares in the day

a stuck schlong in a zip
Y fronts in nylon
3 pack bought by your mother
nutcase in an asylum
reminds me baby of you
dog doo on the pavement
next time we are through
we are through.