Valentino

No Valentino

Won't somebody send me a valentine
The biggest that you can buy
A card my husband notices
On the mantle-piece 3 ft. high
And maybe as he passes
With his eyes he'll give a squint
Putting on his glasses
And with fury take the hint
He'll assume there's someone out there
A suitor in pursuit
Making it apparent
That he thinks his wife is cute
So to the sender, do not sign
You'll get your twenty quid
I may get my husband's valentine
And be grateful for what you did.

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