The Dictator

The Dictator

People who labelled me vulgar are dead. 

People who sneer at gold don’t have any. So flexible: gold taps, watches, bullion. 

Always have something in reserve. Surprise people – 5 A M is a good time.  

What’s the worst thing that ever happened to me? Surrey? Seriously. 

What’s the worst thing that happened to you? Is that in bad taste? Manners.

Excuse me – I’ll resume the dictation, how do you say: in a jiffy – there is something at the front gate.

I don’t recall giving the staff an hour off. Banging on the front door. How vulgar. 

Someone get that…