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A Man Made Of Crisps

By Jonesy

Mon, 22 May 2006
  • 858 reads
 

A man made of crisps
With a terrible lisp
Once tried to teach me sums.
I wasn't too sure
How to carry a four
So I ground him into crumbs.

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