Kama Sutra

SEX is a bore.
A bedroom chore,
Performing missionary position.
Just a flop.
Me on top.
Well, no more inhibition.

Kama Sutra brings.
Other flings.
In many unusual ways.
Legs entangle,
A different angle.
Best romps I've had in days.

Upside down.
Like a clown.
Both legs up in the air.
Down on all fours?
My turn or yours?
Whichever method you dare.

Across two chairs.
On the stairs.
Either not disappointed.
Technique is about.
Freaking out.
Twisted and double jointed.

Bodies entwine.
Then unwind.
Phew! I feel besotted.
Kama Sutra?
It'll suit ya!
Enjoy it and GET KNOTTED!