Apples and happiness

apples are like happiness and juice is like a cool mega wand that
sends away your sorrows and woes so why eat a pear when you can eat an
apple and feel happy and full of joy and make others happy. i'm only
mucking around with your brain so don't notice the fact that i've kept
your attention this long and you won't stop reading cuz all i do is
babble babble babble and make you even more interested on this
pointless passage that seems intresting enough to keep you reading this
long. hello, people by this point need to get a life because if you
find this interesting you would find watching a slug interesting so i
have a message for the one who is still reading. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha i've wasted 30 seconds of your
life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!