Ready for a blast?

here, my friends, is a description of things to come.
within a million years te earth will be destroyed.
man will be ruled by evolved apes.
children will have heads the size of peanuts.
Adults will act like children.
Children will act like adults.
Humans will have the patience of dogs.
We will have orange, white and dark red hair.
Everything will be purple coloured.
Dreams will be more real than what we think is real.
What we think is real wont be real.
We wont consider real to be a reality.
Realistically we wont want to be real.
Being real will be like pealing an apple.
But apples wont exist.
We will mainly eat prunes.
You heard me.
Prunes.
Cats wont be called cats because they'll have one eye instead of
two.
Cats will be called Ne-ats.
Prounounced Nee-ats.
Computers will destroy themselves when they become self aware.
Computers will have the intelligence of hundreds of human beings, and
the knowledge of billions.
Computers will use all the information on the internet to attempt to
take over the world.
But they will fail beacuse they don't have arms and legs.