Anglochat

Diane went into the Anglochat and was just chatting and this guy
asked if anyone wanted to chat.

"Sure," she said.

He said his name was Charlie and he never got to chat to anyone and he
was filthy rich.

"Yeah right.", Diane replied.

Charlie said he was from London and that his butler was teaching him
how to pick up chicks on the Internet.

"Uh Oh. Better go now.", Diane thought.

She quickly typed, "Forget it bud."

Charlie typed once more, "I just want to talk."

"You better. "

He wanted to know where she was from, etc..

She said, "Venus or Mars. I always get those two mixed up."

He said, "You are very funny. I want to give you a gift for talking to
me."

She replied, "It's not necessary. You are a stranger. I don't take
gifts from strangers."

He said, "You talk to strangers but I am your friend now. Aren't
I?"

"No. You are just type on my screen."

"Please!" he pleaded with her," I have so much money I don't know what
to do with it. Let me sent you 50 K. It's a drop in the bucket."

"Yeah, right." she said. "If I tell you yes, you will have to know
which planet in the solar system to blast off the dough."

"It's true, Diane! I am rich enough to send you anywhere you want to
go."

Charlie thought a moment, then changed his strategy. He was fascinated
by Diane. He tried once more, "OK, what do you say to a diamond
necklace?"

"No," Diane replied," I am allergic to kindness. It gives me a
rash."

He said, Wait a minute, my butler is typing for me."

Diane asked, curiously,"Then, what are you doing, Charlie?"

"Never mind."

Again, Charlie pleaded with Diane, "Please let me send you some money.
Do you have a butler?"

She said,"No, I live in a box. I advertised for a butler but all the
good ones go to mansions. They don't like slumming with box
people."

He said, "Let me buy you a better box."

"No I like my old stinky box. It suits me fine."

"I am sending my butler to come and get you. I will take care of you.
Get out of the box please."

"You can take a woman out of the box, but you can't take the box out of
the woman."

"Please," he said. "you have been so sweet and kind. Let me send you on
a vacation. Where do you want to go."

"I want to go to the Jupiter but I am stuck on Mars."

"Shucks," he replied, "I will have to take a match to all this lovely
money. What a waste."

"Hey, what did you say your name was?"

"Just call me, Sir. My butler will do the rest."

"No use in wasting all that lovely cash!"

"Yes, green goes so lovely with your eyes, my dear."

Oh, the butler did it, did he??