POem:friends on two sides

If i am sin,i wish to flee away or keep back

Now if my friends are touched,i tell you ,i am not a begar asking for
Hundred Tousands H.K dollars per months

A simple package of opiums (Birtish made) could be a more valuable
bargins

Hey, my birtish friends ,if you know that i need some friends to open
my mouth

Chinese officials documents have many names not sulked

Oh,my dear chinese,there are also many given names in my list for my
english friends of the months

When my friends of both nations come along ,the rick-drivers did not
know me,so he spit and insulating me

Yes,everybody need friends ,would DFukes or Doctors are my friends,or
chinese generals are my friends

THey know me,but for the rick -drivers are rigging results

Honest to say if any begars like this Joke,i might take them to be my
friends

Do i ever exaggerate that i am ready for some friendships

Waters are poured away but could two plates of balences having it
find

If you know the law,you know all my friends

In the past the moneys spend on me involving some kinds of
punishments

If you know my friends ,you know the laW of our lands

If i am a billioniard, i may spend ten millions to remendy the english
victim who haD BEEN hurted under royals teeths and nearly
finished

If i am the Queens specialist, i may save chinese students lifes and
put them in a free lands without torments

Laplace will go on contending even i am thin

Every bodies like this jokes ,should called me Jack of diamond

if you know my friends on both sides,sure you will give them boons with
immediate shipments

******Laplace181(cheung shun sang)******