DERANGED FASHION!

Household dusters, vaccume bags will soon be all the rage!

Quote the minds that dictate fashion

The strangest of our age

Nappy pins, and wheelie bins, the emphasis on waste

Old guitar strings, paper cards, empty jars of paste

They can help select you, anything

Your wardrobe just may lack

A distressed bikini, razor-wire jeans

A tie-dyed Hessian sack

Shoes and boots are out and if you're in your wearing bark

Whether ash, or pine, or mottled oak

Glue it on, and make your mark

Hair is rather revealing

And this year it is banned

So, buy a pair of clippers

And dip your head in sand

Be a follower of fashion, with the emphasis on shock

Grab the key to lunacy, and stick it in the lock

Knee length skirts and comfy

It went out with the ark

Grab yourself some body paint

And go out after dark

Get your tresses knotted

Tattoo, your forehead pink

Scare the dowdy-dressing typical

Whose priority is think

Wear your bottoms back to front

Embrace unique be true

Growl at them in gibberish

Should they dare to laugh at you

Follow the minds that rethink in

They're seeking the new black

Will it be bandages, or plasters?

Is tartan coming back?

There giggling in their fashion shops

Making suits from bags of waste

Praying the next in maybe

A global lack of taste

The minds that create fashion

Make clothes that scream attack

Insanity and lunacy

Irrationals the new black
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