Leg,less vicar overload!

"Mummy? Why can't I see God in the sky!"

Sweetheart God's invisible

Though he hears us every day

He resides above the clouds

And listens to what we say!

"Mummy, that isn't true! cause God has got a beard!"

I think you're confusing him, with Jesus, sweetheart

God's the one who's feared!

Jesus was a carpenter's son, born in a stable!

You rember dear, Chritmas time! The wise men and the angel!

"Why do we have churches, then Mummy? If God lives in the sky

Vicars live in churches, sweet, they don't know how to fly!

"How can vicars live in churches Mummy? They don't have any beds"

Ah, thats why they all wear cassocks, dear, cause vicars don't have
legs!

"Is that why churches are so tall Mummy? Do vicars roost like little
bats"

I suppose it is my sweet, and it keeps away the cats!

"Mummy? Why do vicars need to stay away from cats"

Sorry dear I'd just swithched off, could we halt our little chat!

"Mummy? are vicars bad people, would they lie, and steal, and
cheat

Cause the vicar in our church, has a stolen pair of feet!

On Sunday, he had shiny shoes, peeping from his black dress and
robe!"

Mummy?....

Don't even go there sweet, there's somethings, you just don't
probe!

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