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Why don't vicars ever swear?

Why are rainbows missing black?

Why are uniforms so boring?

Why don't children get the sack?

Why do prepacked chickens

Always recline, breast side up?

Why do sweet old dears in hats

Insist a mugs, a cup?

I want to drive home backwards

But guess what?

I'm no allowed!

And why can't I dive headlong

Into an unsuspecting crowd

Sometimes, I need to bungee jump!

I have no need for rope!

I'am just a human being

Why can't my husband cope?

Hiding my neon body paint

Saying its to cold

I want to be extreme

Before I'm just to ruddy old

Planting, thistles on a nudist beach

Is hardly being bad

Ok, I see why naked shopping

Was perhaps a little sad

I want to tend a hot ash pit

Instead of turf and flower

And of a winters evening

Take an outside shower

I want a ride on mower

That runs on fizzy pop

I want a human race remote

I can, pause, rewind or stop!

I want to walk on rooftops

Carrying a fridge

Cross a passive hamster

With a malicious little midge

Pull the wings off concord

And attach them to a flea

Change the oceans into desert

And the deserts into sea

Confuse the clever

With something simple

That will baffle them for weeks

Tape half of velcro to my bosses chair

And the other to his cheeks

I don't want to have happened

I want to actually be

All this begs the question

Am I mad or am I me?
lex ? 03