Aliens

“Hi, Don.”

“Hi, J.D.”

“Did you listen to Obama's podcast?”

“The one about aliens being real?”

“That's the one.”

“He says he hasn't seen any but thinks they are out there, although the chances that they have visited Earth are slim.”

“The schmuk! What's wrong with his eyesight?”

“Typical of asinine politicians. They cannot see the obvious until it's too late”, Don said with a smirk.

“Don't blame the guy, Don”, J.D. interjected. “but let's pat ourselves on the back for being clever at assuming human forms without being spotted.”

“It is a transmutation that nobody's ever seen before.”

“Absolutely, Don. So, do people see us as  extraterrestrial or aliens, now?”

“No, no, J.D. Aliens are those we want to extradite, and there are hundreds of thousands, millions of them, believe me.”

“How do you intend to deal with extraterrestrials from the red planet who have penetrated Russia, China, and Iran?”

“High tariffs will bring them to their knees, buddy.”

“High tariffs?”

“Yes, it's the economy, stupid, as some clever clog once said.”

”What happens if our strategies don't work, Don?

“We'll be fired, J.D.”