!!!BOY RACER!!!

YOUR LIFELONG BEST FRIEND WHO SHARES THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS YOU (IN FACT YOU ARE BOTH 21 NEXT WEEK). ANYWAY HE HAS BEEN WORKING HIS SOCKS OFF FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS, SAVING UP FOR HIS FIRST CAR.AND HE’S JUST BEEN OUT AND BOUGHT A SWEET MOTOR. A LOVELY ESCORT RS TURBO, METALLIC BLACK, SHINY AS,17”6 SPOKE ALLOY WHEELS,FULL BODY KIT, BIG, BIG BORE EXHAUST. THE STEREO IS ABSOLUTELY BANGING.
SO HE’S OUTSIDE YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT NOW, PAPPING HIS HORN LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.(CALM DOWN MATE). SO OUT YOU GO AND YOU ARE WELL IMPRESSED. “JUMP IN MATE HE SHOUTS.”SO IN YOU GET AND HE WHEELSPINS OFF, AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN BUCKLED IN YOUR SEATBELT. SO HE TAKES YOU OUT ON THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE (HE THINKS).EVEY TIME HE PULLS AWAY FROM A RED LIGHT(WHEN HE STOPS FOR THEM), HIS ALLOYS ARE SCREACHING AND BURNING SOME SERIOUS RUBBER AND YOUR HEARTBEAT IS INCREASING BY THE SECOND, WHICH IS QUITE WORRYING BEING AS YOU LOVE A BIT OF ADRENALIN. OH DID I FORGET TO MENTION, HIS RS IS ALSO A CABROLIET(GOOD JOB YOUV’E GOT YOUR CAP ON)!!! TO CUT A LONG NIGHTMARE SHORT HE DROP’S YOU OFF AT YOUR NOW DEFINITELY SAFE HOUSE, AND HE SAYS “WHAT DID YOU THINK TO THAT THEN BRO”.

YOU MAY WELL REPLY!!
“I TELL YOU WHAT MATE IT’S OUR 21ST PARTY NEXT WEEK, AND YOU KNOW I REALLY WANT YOU TO BE THERE, BUT IF YOU CARRY ON DRIVING LIKE THAT, YOU MAY NOT BE THERE BECAUSE YOU COULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE DRIVING YOURSELF MAD THINKING WHY? SO TAKE CARE MATE”

DRIVE SAFELY BUT DO HAVE SOME FUN

By JAMES MCATEAR