Dodgy Car

To the tune of Lee Marvin's "Wandrin' Star, from the film Paint Your
Wagon.

The Dodgy Car song

I was caught with a dod..gy car
I was caught with a dod..gy car&;#8230;
Ain;t got no licence, no tax, no M.O.T.
That sort of doc.u.men.tation..
Never meant nowt to me

I was caught with a dod..gy car

There was this Mercedes
All black and shiny chrome&;#8230;
I decide to nick it..
Then I'd take it home
There it was in the car park
With the keys inside
Thought I'd take it round the block
Just for a ride.

I was caught with a dod..gy car

I started feelin' hungry
Fancied an Indian snack
Thought I'd take it away to the take away
And then I 'd take it back.
I took it to the restaurant
Parked it right outside
Got m'self a curry
Then thought I'd take a ride.

I was caught with a dod..gy car

I started up the engine
Got lots of groans and squeals
While I'd been gettin' me vindaloo
Some tealeaf had nicked the wheels

I was caught with a dod..gy car

By then the rightful owner
Had dialled nine nine nine
The Police arrived upon the scene
Asked me if it was mine.
I denied all knowledge
Never seen it before
But couldn't explain me fingerprints
On the gear stick and the door.

I was caught with a dod..gy car

So now I'm sittin' writin'
Within me prison cell
I didn't 'av no insurance
So, they nicked me for that as well.
But now I've learnt me lesson
Next timeI'll use me 'ed,
If I ever nick another car
I'll go down the chippy instead&;#8230;&;#8230;.

I was caught with a dod..gy car (repeat and fade out)