Life's Miseries: The Story of Two Clones

In loving memory of David Kameron Campbell II, my very first friend whom I will always remember.

Dedicated to all my friends.

Michael Gatti Presents: Ganico's First Book:

Life's Miseries: The story of two clones.

Prologue:

It's the year 2052, during the fall of the American Government (first but soon

enough every government in the world and a terrorist organization called "B.A.D owns

most of Europe. some of Asia and a little bit of Africa. America and Australia aren't yet.

Many towns in

many states split into parts. Plaistow, New Hampshire split into about seven different

parts. A man named Professor Blade one of the smartest men in the world (that lives in

the smallest part of Plaistow, New Hampshire), is working on his best creation yet; a

human clone, he has collected enough DNA from the best martial artists and ki warriors

of the world. Now Professor Blade is working on putting it all together in one plop and

turning it into a human with his (bairly tested) "Human Clone Maker."
"After gathering all the DNA from great warriors and ninjas I, Professor Blade, have

enough DNA to successfully create a human clone!" Then Professor Blade turns on the

machine, the machine starts to shake, and vibrate making a vibrating noise that echoes, the

machine then sends a bolt of electricity into the petri dish that holds the DNA. After all

the sound and electricity stops, a little boy (about 5 years old) comes out of the "Human

Clone Maker." Professor Blade, with shock on his face, he jumps into the air in joy and

goes over to the boy.

"Hi, my name is Professor Blade, I am your father." The clone with no name yet says

"GLORK!"

"Now what should I name this kid? Wait a second what does 'glork' mean? Well anyway

what should I name him? Hmmmm I know Kamerin! Nah. Kendra!? Wait that's a girls

name. I got it Kenneth uhhh Kenneth Blade I shall name him! Kenneth Blade shall be his

name!"

Chapter 1:
About 5 years later from Professor Blade's first successful clone, he tries and

make another one, now it will be a little bit easier since he has one. But now Kenneth

knows English, German and Spanish. He is about ten years old now. Professor Blade's

next experiment is he's trying to make a warrior out of the other one, he wants Kenneth to

be his smart guy and his new one to be his warrior.

"Kenneth, step inside that cell for me please."

"Ok, Dad will this hurt?"

"No, of course not, you just might feel a little tickle." Kenneth steps into the cell, then

Professor Blade turns on the cloning machine, the machine starts to shake and vibrate,

then the lightning strikes Kenneth and then the petri dish.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! This tickles allot!"

"Hang on son!" Professor Blade says as the lightening is almost done and Kenneth is

almost in tears. The lightning stops, Professor Blade goes over to the switch and turns it

off, then another little boy about ten walks out of the machine. The only difference

between Kenneth and this other one is hair color, Kenneth's hair is light brown, the other

one is dark brown.

"Ok, now to give this one a name. Grr naming these guys is soooo hard! How

about uhhh Ramgam! That's a cool name and it seems he will become great. Hi Ramgam

I

am your father, can you speak?"

"Ja, ich cann English, Deutsch und Spanisch sprechen."

"Kenneth what did he say?"

"He said 'Ja, ich cann English, Deutsch und Spanisch sprechen.'

"ENGLISH!!!"

"Oh right he said 'Yes, I can speak English, German and Spanish."

"Ok, well Ramgam please speak English to me. Now Kenneth I want you to fight him!"

"Ummmm, he's jus a new 'born' he's only been 10 years old for 5 minutes are you sure?"

"Damnit Kenneth jus do it don't gimme no god damned lip!"

"Ok Ramgam, put up your dukes and fight me like a clone!" Kenneth gets into a fighting

stance, and Ramgam copies it. Kenneth goes to punch Ramgam in the head, Ramgam

blocks it and punches Kenneth in the head.

"Ow! How'd he get so good!? Did you give him extra fighting genes or something?"

"No, Professor Blade gave me everything you have including your age, the reason your

hair is dark brown is because he put bleach in the electrical charge, now because I know

your every move it is quite pointless for us to battle in such a manner because I am the

smarter and more mature one of us."

"Wow...I guess so...but why do you say you're smarter?"

"Well you see I know more than you and even though I am the same as you my brain

activity is increased by 21.6%"

"Oh."

"Wow what a great...battle...well then (I guess Kenneth has more fighting potential than I

thought) good work the both of you."

Chapter 2:

About one year later from Ramgam being created, him and Kenneth decide to go to

the store to pick up a few items. When they returned they found their quiet little

community destroyed and in flames. They checked their house but it was burned to a

crisp nothing left, not even their "Dad." They became furious, mad and uncontrollable,

they yelled and screamed. Cried and swore that once they find the bastard that did this he

will pay, three days later they found out it was a red dragon.

"HAHAHAHA! This is vedy fun! Ich love to blow things up and burn houses for no

apparent reason!"

"Hey you!" Ramgam screamed.

"Vas, me?"

"Yeah you!" Kenneth shouted.

"Vas do you brats vant!?"

"We'll tell you what we want, we found out that you destroyed this town, this is our

birthplace, now we must destroy you!"

"Oh yeah, how? How vill you destroy me!?"

"This is how!" Kenneth and Ramgam screamed as they ran at the dragon, they punched

and kicked and bit and scratched till the dragon had no more and decided to run away.

"AHHHH! Ich bin zorry! AHHHHHHH!"

"Damnit! Now what are we going to do? Where are we going to live, Ramgam!?"

"Settle down, we will have to go to a uhhh orphanage temporarily till someone else

decides they want us, we will have to prove to the teachers we are useful."

"Ok, if you say so Ramgam."

They spent that night in a tent with a hole in it, it rained that night and they were

freezing! But they got through it and the next morning they went to the nearest

Orphanage. The orphanage secretary had huge empathy for the boys since they were

freezing and soaked.

Its been about a month since the boys went to the "Falor Dare Orphanage" And no one

has decided to take them yet. So they are tought the basic stuff an 8 year old is tought,

subtraction, multiplication and negative numbers as well. Ramgam knew most of this

stuff but Kenneth was refreshed. (they are both super geniuses as far as an 8 yr. old can

be smart that is, Ramgam the smarter one). Until one day in the month of October, a

man named Mojo; the great Mojo people shouted when they saw him. It was a late day in

October as the boys and all the kids in their class, then he entered the room and the whole

class turned to silence, everyone froze except for Ramgam and Kenneth, they continued

to talk. Mojo whispered to the teacher, Mrs.Hummingbee.

"Mrs.Hummingbee I have decided I want to adopt a child, but they need to be excellent

fighters, and quite athletic, whoever can defeat my monkey, will become my child." So

right away Kenneth and Ramgam jumped out of their seats an decided to try the

challenge.

"Ok Mr.Mojo! We are willing to try!"

"Ok, all you gotta do is win a fight with my monkey!" So his monkey jumped out from

behind him and got into the weirdest fighting pose ever, so they went along wit the gag,

how hard can a monkey really be? Well they both jumped at it and the monkey ducked as

they slammed into the wall. The monkey laughed then they got back up and attacked it

from behind, and they pounded it into the ground it was a slugfest between the boys and

that monkey! They kicked and punched and smacked and slapped! And then the monkey

ran back to Mojo.

"Wow, no one at your age or height or size has ever defeated my monkey!

"Well we are gifted childen." Ramgam said with a big smirk.

"Well boys guess what? You got yourselves a new father now."

"YAY! We have a father!" Screamed the boys together in bliss.

Chapter 3

Its been a long hard three months since the boys were adopted. Mojo of the Dojo

has tought them well and has even showed them how to use ki attacks. He tought them

each different ones because they both had different amounts of ki. Ramgam had more ki,

but Kenneth's was more powerful. He tought Kenneth the legendary "Laser attack." And

he tought Ramgam the Legendary "Yuma Zakskin attack." Of course Ramgam changed

the name of it and called it the "Ramgam Beam."

It is early in the month of November and in three days the Tournament begins.

The boys decide to train hard with their new moves.

"LASER!" Screamed Kenneth as he shot a big blue blast out from his palms aiming right

for Ramgam's abdominal area. It hit him and Ramgam fell to the ground, but got right

back up. A bit injured, but still not yet down.

"RAMGAM BEAM!" Ramgam shouted as he put his arms behind his head, made them

form a ball of red light, as he brought his hands further from his head the beam became

brighter and bigger as he launched the beam at his brother he was sent back in recoil. It

hit his brother dead on as Kenneth went flying he fell down to the ground.

"Uhhh! Ramgam I think; you won, come here and help me up." Ramgam went over to

him, he generously offered his hand, as Kenneth shot one last Laser at him. Ramgam flew

down to the ground and fainted as Kenneth got up and declared victory for himself.

It was the day of the tournament about two weeks later when they were both

rejuvenated and well for their first ever Martial Arts Tournament. The boys joyfully

entered it and hoping they could win and fight eachother.

It's been about an hour and a half and the boys are the last two fighting for that

title of "Dojo master." They enter the ring, they bow to one another, then they get into

fighting poses. Kenneth jumps at Ramgam with a flying kick, Ramgam blocks and then

shoots a ki blast at him. Kenneth is hit but then shoots two ki blasts at Ramgam. Ramgam

jumps up shoots a ki blast and then as it hits Kenneth, he kicks Kenneth in the face.

Kenneth screams in rage he then uses his trademark attack the "Laser attack"

"LASER!" His palms start to glow as a blue beam shoots out of them and a stream of blue

ki heads straight for Ramgam's head. With accuracy it hits dead on causing Ramgam to

fly back into a wall.

"Ohhh...I'm not done yet bro.!" Said Ramgam with an evil smirk. He then jumped up as if

that was nothing, he walked over to Kenneth, he smiled, then his hand turned a purplish

blue and he smacked Kenneth as hard as he could. Kenneth flew back into the other wall

this time, with the crowd cheering each time one gets hurt, the suspense fills.

"HA! That was the weakest Cyban attack I have ever felt, even Mojo's monkey can use

one more effective than that!" Then Kenneth jumped up and twirled, then he kicked

Ramgam in the face with his right foot, twirled hit him with his left, then twirled and hit

with his right until he hit with his left two more times.

"HA! I call that my Cyban kick!"

"Heh, pretty good bro., that was clever, but not as clever as this.." Ramgam then put his

arms back and did his trademark attack, the Ramgam Beam.

"RAMGAM BEAM!" With that his hands created that familiar red-orange glow as he

launched the giant ki blast at his brother. It hit him dead on causing Kenneth to go

through the wall and into the next room. Unfortunately for him it was the girls changing

room.

"AHHHH PERVERT GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Uhh I'm so terribly sorry I really am..."

'Wow Whats this feeling I have? It seems all these half naked girls are making me feel

odd...' He thought to himself as he ran out in a quick run. He went over to Ramgam and

gave him a bear hug.

"I'd like to see you get out of this one!" With that Kenneth did the only thing he could

think of, do the laser one las time to eliminate Ramgam from the Tournament he has to

kill or knock him out. So Kenneth removed Ramgam from the bear hug but put his hand

on his chest, charged up the Laser and it shot right through Ramgam causing Ramgam to

fall to the ground dead.

"NOOOOO! What have I done!? I Am A murderer! I Killed my own

brother and for what? A small title? Is this what life is about? Death after death of

inhumane activity!? Killing to get anything in life? Why did I kill him? Have I no morals

Or common sense To not remove people from Life?" But then something out of the

ordinary happened; Ramgam's body jumped up, then started to glow, his eyes slowly

opened as the wound in his chest started to become smaller and smaller. With screams of

pain, the wound soon disappeared and Ramgam alive once again.

"RAMGAM! Your...your alive!"

"Duh! Now lets finish this thing once an for all, it seems I have regenerated."

"Yeah but you didn't get your strength back!"

"Good point but you are as tired as I am lets end this one last blast from both of us an lets

see who wins!"

"Your on!" They both charged up their strongest attacks, Ramgam shot his at Kenneth; at

the same time Kenneth shot his at Ramgam with the two blasts colliding it caused a big

explosion. In the recoil of the explosion both boys fell down. But Kenneth got up and

Mojo declared him the winner of the Tournament.

Chapter 4

After a good nights sleep Ramgam and Kenneth became refreshed and ready for

the next day, because they have to leave and train in the outside world. They woke up and

got dressed and ready for their big day.

"Kenneth, I want to give you this official Black belt level 1 and the official 'I am a Dojo

Master' Certificate. It gives you extra strength."

"Thank you Mojo, ah Dad."

"You are very welcome Kenneth. And for you Ramgam, for putting up a tremendous

fight, and somehow regenerating I will give you this sword, it is called the "Silver

Sword." It's power is unknown to most men and the best thing is there are 4 stones that

connect to it that could make you the strongest being in the universe someday."

"Thank you sir, I am very pleased to have such a gift."

"Now the both of you must set off to a big journey, you will meet new people, friends and

foes. And someday you will both meet back up here again, and when you do, I hope to

see that you both have grown in both body and mind. Now goodbye I will see you in six

months or so for your pre-tournament training."

"Bye Dad!"

"See you sir." As the two petri dish children settle off, and take different paths with

determination on each ones face someday they will meet up again and someday they will

become stronger than they are now.

Chapter 5

We take a look at how Kenneth is doing, he is strolling through a spooky forest to

get to the nearest town so he can try and fight without his brother or Dad. He walks by

tree after tree, apprehensive as a man about to do a report infront of a million people, and

he looked at the trees and his mind saw them as spooky figures with mean faces and red

eyes. With the wind blowing it made it seem like the trees are moving their branches

trying to get him. He started to run in fear trying to get out of the spooky forest. He ran

and ran tree by tree he feared they all wanted to get him then he crashed WAP! Into a

small black figure. It had small white wings and had sharp long ears.

"Watch where you're going squirt! I'm a busy bat ya know!"

"I'm...I'm sorry...what's a bat?"

"You don't know what a bat is!? What were you born yesterday or something!?"

"Umm no I was born precisely two months and 4 days ago prior to yesterday." The bat

slaps himself in the face with his wing and then yells

"GAH! How dare you speak that way to me you brat!"

"Would you rather I say yes I was?"

"GRRRR! THATS IT KID! FIGHT RIGHT NOW!"

"But umm well I'm not much for fighting I am only a black belt level one and

everything."

"Man, this kid doesn't know who he's dealing with how weird!?" Thought the Bat

out loud. Then he flew over Kenneth's head, but before he could attack he was kicked

down into the ground!

"HIYA!" Kenneth screamed as he stomped on the bat.

"Uhhhhh! Kid you're tough, thats pretty good; but not as good as this!" After he said that

he disappeared and then reappeared kicking Kenneth in the face and knocking him to the

ground. Kenneth then picked up the bat by the ears and twirled him around and around

and then threw him into a tree.

"Grrr kid you should think before you throw the most powerful bat into a tree! BATTY

CHARM!" After he yelled that a blue heart came from nowhere as it came for Kenneth it

got bigger and bigger then it hit Kenneth and exploded. Covered in particles and debris,

Kenneth picks himself and remains unharmed, then he starts to laugh.

"Heh heh heh hahahahahahahahaa! Batty charm HAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest

move name I have ever heard...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Seriously

that is SOOOO hilarious I can't help myself!" Kenneth found himself on the ground

laughing very hard with the bat becoming angry and turning red in embarrassment he

then tried another move.

"BAT BLAST!" The bat yelled as a yellow ki blast came out of his mouth and shooting at

Kenneth on the ground it hit him dead on. Kenneth stopped laughing and then became

angered that he was actually hurt by it.

"THAT STUNG! YOU MEAN BEAST! LASER!" Kenneth then shot the Laser attack at

the bat, as the bat was it the whole forest was filled with blue light as he exploded and

then the light died down with Kenneth standing strong and moving on

"Man I wonder how Ramgam is doing."

Chapter 6
The same day Ramgam and Kenneth departed, Ramgam set off on a different

path that was a straight away to the next village. He was on a search for the legendary

color stones. He wonders where the first one could be. He strolled along the rocky path

until he enters the town of Magmar.

'Where am I?' Thought Ramgam, as a bat with a bow came over to him.

"You are in the town of Magmar, before you is the everlasting fire, it burns even in the

rain and in the Winter."

"Oh, but what are you?"

"I'm a FeBat stupid! Us FeBats are stronger than the Bats and I am the strongest of them

all."

"Is that a challenge?" Ramgam got into a fighting stance.

"You want to fight me? Stacey the FeBat?"

"Yes, now I have to!"

"Ok, but I won't go easy on you, boy!"

"Go as hard as you wish I promise you won't win!"

"GRR! You stupid brat take this! BATTY CHARM!" And again a giant blue heart came

at Ramgam and as it got closer to him it got bigger and bigger, but Ramgam dodged it

and countered.

"You call that an attack I'll show you an attack...RAMGAM BEAM!" And as the bright

red-orange blast came after the FeBat hit her dead on and she too exploded.

"Man what a drag! I wonder how Kenneth is doing."

While Ramgam is in the town of Magmar, Kenneth still ventures in the Spooky Forest.

While Ramgam was traveling through the town a bat with a hat on that had a big "C" on

it.

"You're under arrest for the murder of Stacey the FeBat!" Ramgam got into a fighting

pose with his arms out, but before he could strike the bats eyes lighted up and then a laser

came out of them and magically, handcuffs appeared on Ramgams hands. At the same

time this happened in the Spooky forest a Bat with a "C" on his hat as well confronted

Kenneth.

"Now you will go to jail, you are under arrest for the murder of the most powerful Bat!"

"What's jail?" Kenneth asked confused. Before anything was said, the bats eyes started to

glow and a laser came out of his eyes as well, but Kenneth dodged it and punched out the

Cop Bat. Then Kenneth started to run but three more Cop Bats came. And they all got

handcuffs on him.

Both arrested; but funny enough they were both brought to the same prison. Ramgam,

mad that he got arrested when he was challenged. Kenneth, not having a slightest clue

whats going on just sat and looked at the wall. Ramgam paced around the cell thinking of

some way to escape. Kenneth started to cry really loud to disturb the guards. Of course it

was an act, a great act but the guards were disturbed. Ramgam drew his sword, he picked

it up above his head and then down in a vertical motion. A few seconds later the bars of

his cell became sliced. Enough for him to escape. He slowly walked by all the guards and

ran out the exit. Kenneth, on the other hand, not knowing the easy ways he could escape

as well, he remained crying until a Guard Bat came over to him and saw the belt.

'AHHH! He's...he's...he's from Mojo's Dojo!' The Guard Bat thought as he ran back into

the Warden or Boss's office to tell him.

"B..b...b...b..BOSS! He's from Mojo's Dojo!"

"Bring him to me and we shall see!"

"Y...y....yes s...s...s...sir!" The Guard Bat ran back to Kenneth whom was still crying and

he opened the cell and Kenneth stopped and started to smile.

"You're free to fight...follow me." He and Kenneth walked back to the Boss's office and

confronted him.

"Is it true you're from Mojo's Dojo!?" He said with his big loud deep voice.

"Yes, Mojo is my father."

"HEHEHEHE! Well if you can beat me in a fight I will let you go, but if you

lose...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Ok, it's a deal!" Kenneth then got into a fighting pose as well as the Boss. The Boss

removed himself from his chair and got up. He is four times Kenneth's size.

"BATTY KICK!" The Boss's leg moved at the speed of light and glowed a blue glow as he

kicked Kenneth in the face.

"Ow, that almost hurt!"

"HEHEHEH! That was one of my weakest attacks!"

"Oh yeah well here's a nice move for you. CYBAN KICK!" Kenneth jumped up at the

Boss's face with his legs toward him. He kicked with his right leg, kicked with his left,

kicked with his right and then again with his left he did this 4 more times until he did one

final powerful kick which caused the Boss to go flying into the wall.

"Wow, better than I imagined." He said as his eyes began to glow.

"What's that glow!?" Then the Boss's eyes shot out a laser, but this wasn't a handcuff laser

it was a greenish colored laser that came right at Kenneth, but Kenneth jumped over it.

"Grr...LASER!" Kenneth then did his trademark attack with the blue beam coming out of

his palms. The Boss was hit but it bairly hurt him.

"Heh heh heh! That was fun, anything else?" Then Kenneth became angry and he started

to fly, his energy began to glow around him. He arranged his fingers as if it was a gun, a

giant blue ball started by it and then shot it at Boss and he exploded.

"He....he...he destroyed the Boss!" Kenneth then fell onto his feet and the guard became

the new boss. Kenneth then left and started off again on his adventure.

Chapter 7
Ramgam left the jail in search for the town with the cave that contains a colored

stone. He had to travel through a mountain and met a

Cyclops. The cyclops gave him directions. Kenneth on the other hand just wants a good

fight. He had one gettin out of jail and he too is going through the mountain to get to the

next town, and fight the Dojo master there. Kenneth saw the same Cyclops, the cyclops

saw him and then said

"Wait a second! Didn't you already pass through here!?"

"Wanna fight?"

"Oh I get it your twins..."

"Do you accept?"

"Ok but I won't go easy on you kid." Kenneth got into a fighting pose.

"Gorgon Shpeel!" The cyclops said as he was starting to duplicate. Then he became two.

"TWIN BEAM!" The two said as there eyes began to glow.

'Think fast Ken!' Kenneth thought to himself.

'2 + 2 =...' Then he was hit by the twin beam attack. They then grabbed him by the feet

and head, they pulled and stretched him out like clay. He was so stretched out they were

amazed on how he wasn't dead yet.

"Why has he not exploded yet!?"

"This is why!" Kenneth then made two energy blasts facing towards the cyclops'. They

stopped stretching and they had a bump on their heads.

"OW!"

"OW!"

'Uhhh think better! Cat or dog whats better?' Then the cyclops zapped Kenneth with an

electric attack. Then Kenneth started to glow, he started to float with a mean grin on his

face he charged up a blast and shouted

"TWIN CANNON!" He then shot two beams out of his hands and killed the cyclops.

Ramgam ventured through the mountains, and eventually got to Anto Town. When

Ramgam entered Anto Town, he saw a man and asked him,

"Where can I find the path to the cave?"

"Hmm, go to the Info Booth they should know."

"Thanks." Ramgam went to the info booth, it was round, like a dome. And one woman

worked there that had all the info about the town and its surrounding towns and paths.

Ramgam entered and asked the Info Booth lady,

"Where's the path to the cave?"

"It's to the east of the town you can't miss it."

"Thank you." Ramgam set out to the east of the town and followed the path until he got

to the cave, he became apprehensive as he entered the dark, smelly, wet cave. When he

entered and was about 7inches away from the entrance a metal door came down and

locked. Blocking the exit. Then a white apparition came over to Ramgam and said

"You will never get the blue stone!" Then it disappeared. Then the door slammed back up.

Then a boy with a backwards hat walking his dog came in and the door slammed down

once again then the apparition came over again and said

"You will never get the blue stone!"

"Huh? I was just walking my dog..." He said in confusion

Anyway...We see Ramgam walking and he comes to a four exit part of the cave and a

sign. He reads the sign, it says

"Don't look up or go left." Ramgam looked up and then a boulder fell down closing the

part where he came from.

"Well I don't need to go back there anyway..." Then a boulder fell down on the right exit.

Then one fell on the top

exit.

"Well guess I'll have to go left." Ramgam went to the only choice he had...left. He

entered and then a metal door fell

on that entrance too.

"NOT AGAIN!" Ramgam said angered. He noticed there were some children here too.

"Welcome, we are children of the Cave." The little boy said.

"If you promise us freedom we promise a cool gift.

"I'll get us outta here!" Ramgam said as he took out his sword he swings it high above his

head and right as he is

about to slice the door, it opens and the kid with his dog slides in. Ramgam stops his

sword almost hitting the dog.

Then he cut the door and they all ventured out. He followed the kids to the top exit from

before, the boulder is gone

as they entered they came to a treasure chest.

"Here is the cool gift, but you must get by us first...KID FUSION!!!!" All the kids got

together and started to glow,

the boys wit the boys and the girls wit the girls. Until they all become one man and

woman.

"Everyone wants to get into the act." Said Ramgam as he slapped his head. The girl

stepped up and said

()"I will fight you first."

"Fine...go for it..." Ramgam said sarcastically. She pulls out her sighs and jumps at

Ramgam. Ramgam blocks the sighs with his sword, he has some trouble at first but then

she stabs him and he is wounded with one hand so he can only use the other. He is

fighting her one handed and he has even more trouble but he swings his great silver

sword and slices one sigh out of her hands. They then fight both one handed now slashing

and clinging their weapons. Then Ramgam blocks the sigh and slashes the girl's chests chest

and cuts a whole in it. She falls to the ground covered in blood and then dies....and then

after a minute she disappears body and all. (because when people die their bodies

disappear).

"Now I will fight you." The boy said as he pulled out some nunchucks.

"Nunchucks!?"

"Don't underestimate man just because they are nunchucks and not some cheap sharp

sword doesn't make me weak."

"You gonna pay for that!" Ramgam puts his sword away and runs over to punch him, but

before he could throw the punch the boy hit his hand with the nunchucks.

"OW THAT HURT!" Ramgam said in major pain.

"That's it I'm taken out my sword!" He then drew his sword and sliced at him and cut the

chain and departed the nunchucks.

"HAHAHA! Now look whose so good with their fancy NUNCHUCKS!"

"I can still kill you!" He then threw one at Ramgam's helmet and it exploded.

"HEY! Not again now I need more headgear! GRRR!" Ramgam then sliced at the boy

and cut him in half and killed him. Ramgam then went over to the box, opened it and got

the blue stone.

"Now how does it work?...Some magic words or sumthin...I'll try 'Hydra das Wasser

Liera!' Then the blue stone fused with the sword and the sword glowed and after the

glowing stopped Ramgam was lifted into the air.

"WOA! I can fly with this. AWSOME! Now to get out of this cave."
Chapter 7:
Kenneth arrived to Anto town. He looked around and saw a man in a ninja suit

smiling and holding up a sign that read "Are you Shandoogle?" Kenneth was definitely

not Shandoogle, but before he could think about it

he asked the man

"Hey, is there a Dojo around here?" The man looked at him and then thought to himself

'Hmmm...4'5, brown hair, ninja suit, even a tournament belt...he must be Shandoogle!' He

then said to Kenneth.

"Yes! There is Shandoogle I will take you to it right away follow me!" Then man left and

entered a nearby building.

"Wait...I'm not Shandoogle...oh well least I'll get to have a dojo fight and train for my

dad." Kenneth entered the dojo as well. And then he saw a 7'0 man in there with very

frizzy hair. He was the Dojo Master of this dojo.

Meanwhile Ramgam is flying back with his new power in his sword he is flying

back to Anto Town to show it off to everyone.

"Man this sword is soooo cool! But I still wish I got to win that tournament. Kenneth is

such a good fighter it bothers me a hell of allot! But at least I have this sword." He flew

more and more the wind blowing against his hair. Zooming past trees at the speed of light

without using his feet.

Back at the Dojo Kenneth and the Dojo Master are being aquatinted.

"Hi, if you beat me, the weapon you get will be the speed shoes, they will make you extra

speedy, and faster than the speed of light. Well lets get to the fighting." They both get

into fighting stances and then Kenneth runs over to the Master, and is about to punch

him, but in a blur the Master punches him and returns to his standing spot.

"OW! How did you do that!?"

"Like this." He then ran over kicked Kenneth in the shins and back to his spot again.

"STOP! Thats unfair!"

"HEHE! No its not; you're the great Shandoogle stop bein a baby kid!"

"But I am NOT Shandoogle, I am Kenneth Blade of Mojo's Dojo!"

"M...m...m...m...m...Mojo's Dojo?!" Then the Master was in shock and jus stood there

with confusion on his face, Kenneth ran up to him punched him and knocked him out of

the ring.

"HAHA! I won!" The Master got up and said,

"Yes, here you go these will do you better then they will me...one size fits all." He gave

the shoes to Kenneth but as Kenneth put them on, the room starts to shake violently. A

4'5 kid walked into the Dojo. He had brown hair and had a black belt exactly like

Kenneth's except the tag had a different Dojo symbol on it. He had an evil frown on his

face not happy at all and he stormed in and said,

"Hey kid! Those shoes belong to me so get your mits offa them!"

"No way! I won them fair and square! Get away!"

"You don't know who your dealing with kid do you want to die!?"

"Try me I won't die without a fight!" Kenneth got into his fighting pose and so did the

other kid. Turns out this other kid is the legendary Shandoogle! The toughest kid around!

They jump around countering each others attacks perfectly punch, block, kick, block etc.

"That's it kid this is where it all ends goodbye! KAAAAAAAMEN CHEEEESY

STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!" Jus then a giant orange-yellow wave of ki energy raced out of

Shandoogles hands and covered Kenneth and the whole Dojo with orange-yellow light.

Then it all cleared up and Kenneth remained unharmed.

"T...That was your best move?"

"Yep...wait there's more." Then a giant rock appears above Kenneth and it is falling about

20ft above Kenneth.

"AHHHH! A giant rock!" As it gets closer an arrow flies at the rock, it shatters into

millions of smaller but still big rocks and they all fly over and on top of Shandoogle.

"I owed you one Ramgam, wait a second you're NOT Ramgam!?"

"I'll explain it to you later...right now we gotta see if he's ok!" They walk over to

him...they remove the debris...and to find out Shandoogle teleported. They exited the

Dojo.

"So...who are you? You look exactly like Ramgam!"

"I know...you could say we are...brothers...twin brothers."

"Well why aren't you guys together?"

"We split up...why have you seen Ramgam!?"

"Well actually yes I have."

"OHHH! MAN! I wish I could see him! How about you come along with me on my

journey and maybe we will see him on the way."

"Sounds great...whats your name then?"

"Oh I'm sorry hi I'm Kenneth Blade."

"Hi I'm Antonio Richyveechy" Then they shook hands and set off towards the cave but to

the right of the cave. On a path to the next city.

Chapter 8:
As Kenneth and Antonio or Tony walk into the next city they are attacked by a robotic

officer. It has a red light on the top of its head its

whole body is silver. It's got 2 long arms and its feet is as big as a TV. It walked up to them

as they stopped with fear on Tony's face and happiness as usual on Kenneth's face he

asked,

"Hey are are either of you Kenneth Blade!?"

"What do you want!?" Screamed Tony in rage and fear at the same time, he has seen

these things before and he don't like them very much.

"I am!" Said Kenneth naively. The robot turned its rock shaped head over to Kenneth and

said,

"You are wanted for the murder of Bob the Bat and Dose the Cyclops!"

"Don't forget I killed the Boss of Bats." Kenneth said with innocence in his voice. As Tony

slapped himself in disgust of what Kenneth was saying to an officer of the law.

"I MUST DESTROY YOU DO NOT STRUGGLE!" The robot said with rage on its voice

as the light on his head began to glow as if it was charging an energy blast. It charged up

and blasted at both Kenneth and Tony. But Tony ducked as Kenneth was hit in surprise

he fell to the ground unconscious. Tony jumped into the air drew his bow and arrows and

shot the robot in the face and then shot him as he fell till the robot was filled with arrows

in it. The arrows had so much impact on the robot that it self distracted. KABOOM! The

recoil of the explosion blew Tony back a couple of feet. He then woke Kenneth up and

they started to walk again into the next city.

Ramgam, venturing back from his victory at the cave and getting his first stone, he

happily flew back to Anto Town.

"Man its only been a couple months since I departed from him." Ramgam said with a

giant sigh of sadness as he entered Anto Town. He entered the Dojo for hopes of finding

his brother he saw the Master. All seven feet of him.

"What do YOU want!?"

"Ummmmm." Said Ramgam with confusion.

"You know what I'm talking about Kenneth or whoever the hell you are!"

"I am not Kenneth, but where did he go? He's my twin 'brother'! Where is he!?"

"Oh I'm terribly sorry. Well I do not have anymore shoes. So shoo shoo!"

"Well thanks...I will go look for Kenneth." Ramgam exited and flew over to the path

Kenneth and Tony recently took.

Meanwhile as Kenneth and Tony are walking and going towards the next city.

"So..where IS the next city and dojo!?" Kenneth asked anxiously.

"Well not for a few good miles we'll have to spend a few nights in these woods. And a

mountain to travel through we got our work packed for us."

"I'm ready...lets go!" Then Kenneth jumped out and started running, his legs moved so

fast that you couldn't see them at all, in a blur he ran through the woods and held on to

Tony. Tony holding on for his life and scared he will slip.

"Man these shoes are great!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Tony.

Meanwhile as Ramgam searches for Kenneth, still flying he sees two people

down in the distance, he flies closer and sees that is is a kid running very fast holding on

to another kid. But he couldn't quite tell but decided to follow them.

Kenneth, running so fast and not looking where he's going crashes smack into a

robotic officer. The robot in rage draws his uzi and shoots it at Tony and Kenneth.

Lucky for them it has bad aim and they duck and dodge the bullets. Then Kenneth shoots

it with an energy blast and destroyed it. But the explosion summoned more robotic

officers and a group of four came at a time shooting and blasting at Kenneth. They

circled around Tony and Kenneth, they had no escape. Ramgam landed behind the robots

and drew his sword. It started to glow from the stone. It charged an energy blast, and shot

all four robots with one whirl.

"RAMGAM! YOUR HERE!!!!"

"KENNETH!!!" They both ran over to eachother and hugged in joy with giant smiles on

their faces.

"WOW! You got the Blue Stone I'm very happy for you."

"Those must be the shoes that guy was talking about...cool."

"This is Tony, he saved me thinking I was you."

"Hi, remember me? You saved my life in the cave."

"Oh yeah, hi I'm Ramgam."

"Hi I'm Tony." They shook hands and Ramgam flew off as Kenneth started to run holding

on to Tony.

"WOW! You can fly too!"

"You ain't half bad yourself." And as they flew and ran they set off for quite a new

adventure.

Chapter 9:
As Kenneth and Ramgam got reacquainted, and Tony

holds on for his life, the speedy Kenneth zooms through the forest.

"Man that is sooooo cool you can fly Ramgam!"

"Super speed is awesome though, flying don't beat speed man." Ramgam said dodging

every tree that he came near. As the aura glow viciously around Ramgam from the stone

in his sword. Kenneth then speeded up ahead of where Ramgam was flying.

"Wow he's skilled better than I imagined." Ramgam thought as he speeded up with a grin

on his face. They kept speeding up until they came to a cliff. Ramgam easily flew over to

the other ledge.

"He can't make that..." Ramgam snickered quietly. Kenneth ran straight off the cliff and

below was a deadly pit of spikes. As Kenneth falls down into the pit Tony pees his pants.

"GAH! I better save them!" Ramgam thought out loud as he rushed down to get ready but

before he got there in time Kenneth jumped over the spikes and over to the other ledge of

the cliff and started running up it. Ramgam was shocked and Tony peed his pants many

times before they got to the edge. Then Ramgam flew up to the top, and Kenneth holding

onto Tony, ran up the ledge and proceeded. They finally arrived at the next town, Elf

Town. Kenneth stopped running, Ramgam stopped flying and Tony ran straight for the

Inn to get a new pair of pants and a bathroom. Kenneth went to the Dojo, the Elf Master

was an opponent he wanted to meet that he's heard about before he left Mojo. He entered

the dojo and saw many elves. He saw the tallest elf which was about 4'9 a little bit taller

than Ramgam and Kenneth. Kenneth approached him and asked

"Are you the Dojo Master?"

"Yes, well I am the tallest elf you know."

"Don't you have a hat or something?"

"Well there was this kid about your height and probably age too that came here a lil bit

before you and beat me in a fight and won the hat, lucky for me us elves can teleport

without the damn hat!"

"Well can I fight you anyway?"

"Heh...fine.." Then another elf entered the room and said,

"Boss, someone, Hahahahaha! What happened you!?" He pointed and laughed even

harder at the elf's green bald head.

"Grrrr, lets get this stupid thing started!" He said as he started to blush. Kenneth then ran

at the elf full speed with the help of his shoes. The elf teleported right before Kenneth got

to him and Kenneth crashed into the wall.

"OUCH! Not you too being cheap!"

"Cheap! C'mon kid you have the ONLY pair of speed shoes in the whole God damned

world! Call me cheap will ya!?" He then teleported infront of Kenneth and punched him

Kenneth then turned around and tried to counter but the elf teleported again and kicked

him in the butt. Kenneth then became furious.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!" Kenneth then jumped up

in the air and before the elf could teleport Kenneth kicked him in the face knocking him

to the ground.

"Wow kid you beat me. Hmm now for the hat." He then went over to the elf that laughed

at him, snatched the hat off of his head, the hat is purple, and after it was snatched the

elf's hair poofed into an afro of green hair. The elf gave the hat to Kenneth.

Chapter 10:

While Kenneth was getting the teleportation hat, Tony was at the bar getting bum

drunk. He stammered and stammered as he exited the bar and out into the town again and

met up with Ramgam.

"Where's that WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDAH kid that looks and

talks like...you? he said as he hiccuped.

"Hell if I know...why are you acting so funny?" Ramgam asked in confusion had never

see a drunk person before he didn't know how drunk people acted.

"I'm not funny I'm just cool, cool people act like [hiccup] this."

"Riiiiight!" Said Ramgam with the most sarcasm in his voice.

"How many fingers am I holding up?" He said as he held up four.

"Uhhh [hiccup] eighteen and a half...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Yeah...you're definitely drunk!"

"No I'm not! I'm perfectly [hiccup] fine!"

"Yeah, lets go see if Kenneth is done beating up the dojo guy yet."

"Ok, but ya can't make me I'm a man with a million arms WOOOHOOOWOOHOOO!"

He said as he wiggled his arms in the air and being amazed each time they moved. Then

as they were about to go into the dojo Kenneth teleported out and right near them.

"Hey Ramgam! Hey Tony!" He said as he came out of the dots that the teleportation turns

him into.

"Ok guys we only got five months until we should head back to the Dojo." Said Ramgam

not paying attention that Kenneth teleported.

"Wait a second, HOW'D YOU GET HERE!?"

"Teleportation; see this hat?"

"Oh gee here we go just what a crazy nut case like you needs; teleportation." He said with

grief on his face in disgust.

"Well lets get a move on Chachi we have quite an adventure to fulfill."

"Ohhhh! My stomach I don't feel too good!" He said as he threw up a green and yellow

puke that hit the ground with a SPLAT!

Chapter 11:
After getting the teleportation hat, Ramgam, Kenneth and Tony hurry to the next

town for only five more months they have until they

start heading backwards. Ramgam flying with the red aura from the sword holding him

up, Kenneth, going just as fast, runs with his speed shoes holding on to Tony whom is

sleeping while being held onto.

"So you can teleport?" Said Ramgam with envy in his voice.

"Yep." Kenneth said as he speeded up ahead of Ramgam.

'Wait till I get another stone!' Ramgam thought to himself as he speeded up to catch his

brother. They then came to a part in the forest that seemed never ending until they

spotted someone being harassed by a robotic cop.

"We don't got him anymore!" Said the man.

"Oh I believe you do!" Said the robotic cop. Kenneth stopped running and dropped Tony,

Tony hit the floor with a THAP! Then Kenneth yelled HEY! To get the robotic cops

attention.

"Great, time to get involved..." Said Ramgam with great sarcasm.

"You are also on the wanted list!" Said the robot now focusing on Ramgam and Kenneth.

The robot aimed its gun at Kenneth's head but before it could pull the trigger Ramgam's

sword let off a beam of light bluish green ki at it and followed by a huge explosion. But

after the smoke cleared the robot was unharmed.

"HAHAHA!" It laughed as it was about to hit the trigger again towards Ramgam this

time, but then Kenneth did his legendary Laser at it.

"LASER HAH!" He said as he shot the laser blast out of his hands.

"LASER ARROW" Screamed Tony as he was awake since the explosion and he shot the

arrow into the blast causing the blast to change color into a greenish brown and growing

rapidly. The arrow and blast merged completely and hit the robotic cop dead on. Causing an

atomic bomb sized explosion and causing every piece of the robotic cop to disintegrate.

"You!?" The man said as he pointed to Tony.

"YOU, YOU CAME BACK!?" He said in rage. Then a regular yellowish orange ki blast

was fired at him and killed him. With shock on Tony's face he said nothing and just

looked at Ramgam who fired it.

"What!? I couldn't stand the prick talking!"

Chapter 12:
They headed off again through the never ending forest until they came to a cave.

With disgust still on Tony's face Ramgam finally

yelled,

"Whats the deal with you!?"

"That man you killed was a very important person to my father!"

"He sucked and you know it! Plus like I said 3 hours ago I couldn't stand that prick

talking so ease up and shut your goddamn mouth!"

"Ok guys, we have arrived at this cave, lets go in?" Said Kenneth trying to be the peace

giver here.

"I don't like caves, its my stupid dog that brought me into that last one anyway!" Said

Tony in a scared tone.

"Well I bet the next stone is in there!" Said Ramgam running in.

"I bet it leads to Wantabega City (the other big portion of Plaistow, NH)." They entered

the cave, from the top were stalagmites dripping with morning dew, except it wasn't

morning. That dew dripped all day long.

"Its raining...in a cave?" Said Ramgam in confusion.

"Well I have a hat!' Said Tony.

"Me too!" Said Kenneth. They continued through the cave until they came to an elevated

fork in the road, one side, the left; lead up. The other side; right, lead straight ahead.

"Which way do we go?" Said Tony, right as Kenneth started to disintegrate and then fully

disappear. He teleported to the top of the left path. When he turned back into his physical

body again he was near a giant boulder.

"Well we don't go this way!" Shouted Kenneth with joy. Then the giant boulder started to

shake and roll.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Shouted Kenneth as he started to teleport again.

When he arrived back to where Tony and Ramgam were he quickly said,

"We definitely go this way!" As they all took the right path. Kenneth began to become

happy again.

"Yes this IS the way!" Shouted Kenneth with glee.

"Whatever..." Said Ramgam with a little bit of jealousy in his voice. As they ventured

through the right path they came to a downhill path. Right as they started down half way

a clown popped out of the ground laughing with a huge smile on its face, and rope tying

all three of them up.

"Can't..get..sword." Said Ramgam struggling to get his sword.

"Curse you Kenneth!" Said Tony in anger.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Kenneth at the top of his lungs.

Chapter 13:
About three hours from being captured by the clown

they were taken to an underground lair. There was a man with neon red and green spiky

hair. He wore a tie-dye shirt and was taller than the 6 foot robots. His arms were so big

with muscle his muscles had muscles. Even on his legs he had some muscle. He walked

over to the boys tied up in the chairs near the farthest wall from him. He put a smile on

his face and paced while saying,

"Do you know who I am?"

"I" Said Kenneth

"Don't" Said Tony.

"Care" Said Ramgam.

"Guards! Well lets see if you can take a beating by one of MY robotic cops and tied up."

"SO your the ass that created those annoying things!" Said Ramgam trying to get him

mad.

"I could take your stupid robotic cops beating with my eyes closed and my arms tied behind

my back!"

"So could I!" Said Kenneth.

"Even I could!" Said Tony.

"Heh heh heh cocky little runts aren't they...FUSE" He said and then he clapped his

hands. The two robots gripped each others hands and came closer and closer to

eachother. First their heads combined, then their torso, then finally the legs became one

whole leg.

'If only I could get my sword.' Thought Ramgam still struggling to get his sword.

'Gotta get my bow' Thought Tony to himself struggling to get his bow. Then Kenneth

struggled so much he broke the ropes tied around him. He jumped up at the robot with a

kick to the head. It shot a beam of yellow light at him but he teleported causing it to hit

the wall and explode with all the debris hitting the man. After Kenneth got to the other

side of the robot he shot a regular ki blast of yellow energy at the robot's arm.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" The robot laughed not being harmed by the blast. It shot blue

light at Kenneth, but Kenneth teleported again causing more debris and destruction of the

underground lair. The man fled in fear as the battle between Kenneth and the robot

heated up. Kenneth returned to the other side of the robot and shot his trademark move

the laser at the robot destroying its right arm. The robot's circuits rolled and twisted

together and then formed a new arm. It moved both of its arms in the up position

charging up an attack and shot the green and yellow blast at Kenneth's hat, causing it to

fall off onto the ground. Ramgam, still struggling, he finally got his sword out.

"Ken...catch!" He said as he threw the sword to Kenneth, Kenneth cought the sword as it

started to glow and make Kenneth float it made an energy blast and fired it at the robot

shot it right through the torso causing an explosion. The swords aura went over to the hat,

patched it and then put it back on Kenneth's head.

"Ok...now uncut us!" Ramgam said impatiently. Kenneth uncut them and gave Ramgam

back his sword as they fled the underground lair and continued to Wantabega City.

Chapter 14:
As Kenneth and gang fled the underground lair they finally arrived at Wantabega

City, the beautiful part of Plaistow, NH.

"We're in Wantabega City!" Screamed Kenneth with joy as he ran towards the dojo.

"Oh goody..." Said Ramgam with utmost sarcasm as he walked towards the shop so he

can get some things.

"I'm tired!" Said Tony as he exhaustedly walked towards the Inn. While Ramgam was in

the shop stealing anything that looked useful, ethers, potions you name it he stole it!

There was even a monkey doll he thought could have been useful. He stole everything

that had color, he even stole the cashier's toupee. While he was asleep of course. While

Ramgam was doing all of this Tony paid the rest of his money to stay one night in a nice

cozy bed. It became late. As all this was happening Kenneth was in the dojo proving to

the dojo master of this town he is good enough for the wings. He beat up the dojo

master's final lackey, and finally he decided to fight Kenneth. Kenneth saw his face, it was

a yellow beak on a long orange neck with his big body and wings all orange down to his

bright orange legs. The bird quacked and a giant beam of sound waves floated violently

over to Kenneth. The bird made it louder, but Kenneth teleported and shot a regular

yellow energy blast at its chest. It hit the chest, but the bird absorbed the blast.

"GRRR!" Kenneth growled as he jumped up and kicked the bird in the head.

'Note to self: A bird's weakness is not an energy blast or a kick to the head.' Kenneth

thought to himself as the bird smacked him with its wing. Then it bit him on the face.

Kenneth then kicked the bird in the beak, and then shot his trademark Laser at it.

"OK! All right! Take the stupid wing just don't hurt me anymore!" The bird gave him the

"Byrd's wings" and Kenneth put them on right away. The bird then took him to a

mountain to teach him how to officially learn how to fly and use the wings. He spread out

his wings and jumped off the cliff.

"Now, first you need a winning start, then spread your wings, then jump, remember to

keep yer neck straight and flap only when you want to start flying!" The bird said as he

sailed off of the cliff and started to fly like a bird. Kenneth then attempted to mimic him,

he ran with the speed of the speed shoes, he spread out the wings, and he jumped off the

cliff, falling, with his head straight and his eyes closed, he fell almost to the bottom and

then flapped his wings hovering the bottom of the cliff. He flapped the wings and started

to fly up, with the wind blowing his hair back and the sound of the wings flapping is so

calming to Kenneth.

"Good, now I'll be taking this! HEHEHHEEE!" Said the bird as he took Kenneth's hat.

"COME BACK HERE!" Kenneth chased after him, they both flew faster and faster until

the bird stopped and made Kenneth stop as well.

"Ok, just guess the number I'm thinking and its yours."

"Hmm...87?"

"Wow, a psychic too, well you ain't getting it hahahahaha!" The bird started to fly away

again as Kenneth then yelled out,

"Hey! I bet your too stupid to rip off all your feathers!"

"HAH! You think so eh?" The bird then ripped off all his feathers and fell to his doom,

the hat fell off his head and floated gently down as Kenneth flew and cought it and then

teleported back to Tony and Ramgam.

Chapter 15:
After learning how to fly and getting the "Byrd's

wings" Ramgam, Kenneth and Tony exited Wantabega City, the nice part of Plaistow,

and settle off for a different part. Ramgam and Kenneth are flying past trees and acres of

land while Tony, running out of breath, tries to keep up with them.

"Can I at least have the speed shoes!?" Tony shouted to Kenneth, as Kenneth and

Ramgam fly through the air ignoring him.

"You're pretty fast.' Said Ramgam impressed with Kenneth's flying abilities.

"Yes well I did learn from a bird." Said Kenneth proudly as he almost crash into a tree.

He threw down the shoes for Tony and then Ramgam challenged Kenneth to a race.

"You're on!" Said Kenneth egotistically as he got ready to take off for the race.

"On your [heap] mark, get set [heap] GO!" Said Tony out of breath. Kenneth and

Ramgam took off in a big woosh! Flying faster than either of them have before, Ramgam

holding his sword infront of him to cut down any trees, and Kenneth teleporting away

from trees the two petri dish children are evenly matched with flying speed. Tony even

joined in as he ran with the shoes and jumped up and started to float.

"AHHHHHHH!" Screamed Tony being more scared than he's ever been in his life and

actually flying, Kenneth in the lead. Ramgam sees a wall ahead and says,

"Well 'brother'..." As they got closer, Ramgam put his sword out to break it, Kenneth

teleported. Tony screaming as he crashed face first into it. The bricks red and orange

smashing into bits of red pieces. Ramgam flying right through all the red debris. Kenneth

already a foot away from the wall said,

"Hey '"bro"' catch up!" As he flew further away. Ramgam uses all the ki from the sword to

make him go faster. The aura of the sword turned into a bright red as he speeded up.

"Let's fly higher!" Said Kenneth rising into the air more.

"Fine by me!" Said Ramgam following him. They flew so high they were in the airplane

range. Kenneth jumped on top of a USA plane and kept his balance well.

"I'm surfin!" Said Kenneth as Ramgam sliced the plane in half.

"OH MAN! What the hell are you doing!?"

"Destroying this stupid airplane." Said Ramgam calm as a lamb.

"BUT, but you don't just go and destroy random planes!"

"Since when do you care!?"

"THAT'S allot of innocent people not to mention whoever the plane falls on!"

"Relax! It won't fall on anyone most likely it will cause a forest fire." Said Ramgam

pretty confident. But how wrong he was, infact it crashed into Bat town destroying many

houses and killing many bats.

Chapter 16:
After destroying Bat Town but unaware of it. Kenneth

and Ramgam hear a large KABOOM! From down below.

"What was that large KABOOM!?" Asked Kenneth in a nervous tone.

"How should I know?" Said Ramgam still calm not caring what it was. Kenneth flew

down into Bat town one town away from where Mojo lives. When Kenneth arrived down

he saw the most horrible site, houses were in ashes, the shop had no roof or walls, the bar

was nothing but a door and there was on crying baby bat with one wing lying on the

ground. Kenneth was scared of what the circumstances were for him and his brother, he

saw the baby bat.

"Aww, I'm sorry this all happened little guy, here take my wing you need it more than I

do." He put the wing on the baby where its wing would be and it fit perfectly. Kenneth

smiled and at the same time still felt a bit sad.

"Goodbye my beloved wing, I guess us humans aren't built for flying." He then walked

away from the baby passed all the destroyed houses then the boss bat from way back

when Kenneth was in jail set eyes on him and screamed,

"YOU!"

"Huh?"

"That's my son you just helped thank you very much!" But before he could finish that's

when Kenneth teleported.

"Where'd he go?" The boss bat wondered. Kenneth teleported back up into the sky, and

on a USA plane Ramgam was about to destroy.

"STOP RAMGAM!" Kenneth shouted as a blast from Ramgam's sword went into

Kenneth's torso and out his back killing him.

"KENNETH!" Ramgam screamed with worry and torment as he had just killed his own

brother. He quickly flew over to Kenneth's falling dead carcass and touched his hat and

said

"Teleportation!" As he teleported them down to bat town. Ramgam saw the boss bat and

showed him his brothers dead carcass and said

"He...he needs help!" Ramgam said trying his hardest not to cry.

"Why should I help him, he's probably the one that destroyed this town and any other

village 20 miles from here."

"NO! He didn't...I did. He tried stopping me and died in the process. Now please help him

he needs it before he officially dies!" The bat, remembering how Kenneth did make him

boss, and did save his son, he decided to revive Kenneth and still send Ramgam to jail.

His eyes lit up first a bright red and put handcuffs on Ramgam and transported him to

jail, then they turned a bright yellow and he shot his eye beams at Kenneth's carcass

reviving him fully.

"I'm all better! Thanks Mr.Boss sir!"

"I still have to send you to jail...your wanted everywhere in Plaistow." But as he said that

Kenneth vanished. He teleported to the jail cell that held Ramgam. He held on to his

hand and they both vanished from jail without anyone seeing them.

Chapter 17:
While all of the things in bat town happened Tony,

with the speed shoes, zoomed through the many towns of Plaistow. He arrived at the

place that Kenneth and Ramgam first met him. Back in his home town of Anto. He went

into the dojo and asked the dojo master

"Is my dad around still?"

"No...I'm afraid not sir."

"NOOOOOO! Where is he!?"

"I think he might be dead..."

"DAMNIT! Well thanks..." Tony then left slowly out with his head down he walked out

and some roboguards came up to him and said,

"Do you know anything about the terrorist attack?" Tony looked at them got an evil grin

and said,

"Screw You!" He then shot an arrow at each one and destroyed all three.

Meanwhile Kenneth and Ramgam decided to find Tony and they too went

to Anto Town wondering if thats where to find him. Well they found him, he was so

angry he was shooting arrows everywhere. They ran to him,

"Hey! Man don't kill anymore people we don't want you to be part of this so called

'terrorist attack' because we are the ones who accidentally destroyed these cities." The dojo

master overheard and rushed out and said,

"YOU!? Your the ones who destroyed a quarter of Plaistow!?"

"I didn't!...Ramgam did, I tried stopping him! Apologize Now!"

"Puh! Fine I'm sorry I destroyed a quarter of Plaistow."

"Your father shall hear about this!" Said the dojo master with rage and anger.

"Mine too!" Said Tony forgetting that his father might be dead.

"I thought he was...dead." Said Ramgam and Kenneth at the same time in grief and pity.

"Oh yeah...WAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Said Tony as he started to cry.

"Uhh...teleportation!" Ramgam said quickly as he ran over to Kenneth and touched his

hat.

"Oh no you don't!" Said the dojo master as he touched the hat as well as they all

teleported. They all disappeared into the air and ended up on the moon! They could see the

giant sphere called the Earth, the blue and green colors, the miles and miles they are
from it. They all began to panic. Kenneth running around and screaming Ramgam

with his usual mad look on his face. The dojo master, shocked, that they are on the moon.

"Shut the hell up Kenneth, screaming will not friggen help!" Said Ramgam getting

annoyed.

"Plus in space not many people can here you scream." Said the dojo master still a bit

scared with his eyes so big they only blank every ten seconds, drips of sweat slowly fall

down from his forehead to his cheek. Then a man with a mega phone came onto the

moon from nowhere and said,

"CUT CUT! WHO THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS!? HEY! WHO THE HELL ARE

YOU!? I'M TRYING TO MAKE AN AMERICAN EVENT HERE...NEIL

ARMSTRONG AND THE MOON PEOPLE GET OFF THE SET!" He said with the

megaphone into the dojo master's ear. The dojo master reached over to Kenneth's hat and

said

"Teleportation!" Then him, Ramgam, and Kenneth teleported once again off the set and

back to the dojo. As they returned to the dojo Tony was standing there in fury.

"WHY did you do that!?" He screamed with rage and sorrow at the same time.

"Give me my shoes back please." Said Kenneth ignoring his question and wanting his

shoes badly.

"GRRRR! FINE TAKE The...the stupid things...I don't want em..." He said as he gave back

the shoes sadly.

"Lets get going...it will take us a while till we get to the next city. They exited the dojo

that was in all right condition for a city that was destroyed. And they set off towards the

cave again. But along the way there were booby traps everywhere, tree traps, land mines

duggen and filled holes. The works. Ramgam carefully flew through the air holding on to

Kenneth as he continued his feet spinning so he could keep Tony in the air.

Chapter 18:
After everything that happened Kenneth, Ramgam and

Tony set off for even more adventure heading towards the Anto Town Cave, Ramgam

holds Kenneth whom is holding Tony. Ramgam carefully flies through the booby trapped

mountain. There were traps on traps if you fell in a hole you were also blown to bits by

land mines, the land mines were placed every where there wasn't a hole. There were fake

trees planted with snare traps ready for anyone with just the smallest touch would set it

off. And that would eventually throw ones body onto a mine. Ramgam carefully flies

avoiding every tree and the ground so Tony nor Kenneth touches it. During the trip a

thought comes to Ramgam.

"Hey Kenneth...how many months has it been since we left Mojo?"

"It's been about five months why?"

"Well I think we should head back."

"FINE!" Kenneth said as he teleported them all in Mojo's Dojo once again.

In Mojo's Dojo; Mojo was training his monkey, Yakammoko, to block more

successfully than he does.

"C'mon Yakamoko...YOU CAN DO IT...BLOCK!" Said Mojo with enthusiasm and

confidence as he threw many punches at Yakamoko. As he threw the last punch, Kenneth

and the gang returned. Mojo turned his head.

"So, you returned I see."

"Hello Dad." Said Ramgam in the most happiness he's ever had.

"HI DADDY!" Yelled Kenneth with even more happiness than Ramgam.

"You destroyed many parts of Plaistow, infact a quarter of it is in ruins now...because of

YOU!"

"Well uh...we're sorry?"

"I DIDN'T DESTROY THEM...RAMGAM DID! I TRIED STOPPING HIM AND DIED

IN THE PROCESS."

"Well I guess I put too much confidence in the fact that if you found a stone you wouldn't

use it for your own gain...well I also forgot to teach you how to officially use it...well let

me do that now, give me your sword." Ramgam gave Mojo his sword. Mojo put it in the

air with both hands. Then he made a sword beam.

"This is a regular sword beam." It was green and red with a yellow aura. He then made it

disappear and put it back into the sword. He then made a sword beam with extra power

and more lighter colors like orange and yellow plus the stone glowed a dark blue aura.

"THIS IS A STONE-SWORD BEAM!" He shouted as the wind from the beam blew his

hair back and caused a small gust. He shot the blast at Ramgam and Ramgam was

knocked back into the wall. Then he walked slowly over to Kenneth and said,

"Hey, Ramgam perfect that beam before the tournament and you will do fine."

"TRAIN ME! TRAIN MEEEEEE!" Said Kenneth jumping up and down.

"Ok boy...follow me we shall go into a special training room for this one. They walked

over to the wall, Mojo punched a part of the wall where the coloring was off, the whole

room is white but that splotch is red. Then the wall turned sideways, they entered and it

closed again. The other room was green with white stripes all around. Mojo continued to

the center of the room and stopped and gestured Kenneth to stop as well.

"I will train you here, now give me your most powerful ki blast."

"Uhhh ok..." Kenneth charged up his laser and shot it at Mojo. Mojo held out his hands

and cought it and then threw it behind him and it hit the wall causing an explosion but

with minor damage.

"I think you are ready to learn a new attack; let me give you this one. Its called the 'Cycon

Laser.' Now its only been performed by five other men. How you do it simple, first make

a laser, then push all your energy into it almost fainting. Then push some psi energy into

it; or mind energy. Then you throw it, if done correctly your little laser you normally

make should be a beam of energy like this." He then threw that beam at Kenneth,

Kenneth tried to jump but it was too fast and it hit him in the legs knocking him onto the

green carpet. The beam was silver and navy blue with yellow streaks. After Kenneth got

up, they returned into the main regular white room. Mojo walked over to Ramgam with

Kenneth following.

"Now for the next five months you two will perfect those moves, I want one of you to

win that tournament!"

"Yes sir!" Said both Kenneth and Ramgam at the same time.

Chapter 19:
Its been five days since Kenneth and Ramgam got

their new moves. Of course they haven't quite perfected them yet. Kenneth charges up the

regular laser then accidentally drains all his energy and the beam is thrown prematurely at

Ramgam. And then Kenneth falls down. A few days later after Kenneth fully regained his

energy he tried training with Ramgam again, this time Ramgam tried his beam. He held

up the sword, charged a sword beam, then tried to activate the stone. He sat there for

hours waiting for it to charge. Finally, the stone glows and the beam of orange light

becomes a beam of blue light. And he shoots it at Kenneth and Kenneth flies against the

walls and falls down once again. A few more days later after being hurt by the blast he

finally got the hang of the Cycon laser. He charged up the laser, put more of his ki into it,

put some psi into it and he threw it. It flew at Ramgam with top speed of 1500 miles per

hour. It smacked Ramgam in the face and Ramgam flew against the wall and fell down.

About four and a half months later after both Kenneth and Ramgam had mastered

their new moves. They can use them many times per minute. They are in the training

room non stop. Kenneth throws his beams at Ramgam and Ramgam shoots his beams at

Kenneth causing a deflection and an explosion. They do this many times until they

charge up to maximum power and shoot it it eachother. It caused an explosion so big that

they both flung against the walls and fell down with bairly any strength left. With bruises

and blood in numerous places on their bodies they decided to stop fighting and rest until

the tournament.

Two weeks later the day of the Tournament(and the boys eleventh birthday) once

again has arrived with the boys even more prepared for victory this time. The audience

and all contestants have entered the Dojo, many other dojo masters from other dojos

came to this. Some came just to watch. Then the announcer, the most important person,

entered the building. The room had been rearranged. Any awards and medals were taken

down. The announcer got into his booth and everyone simmered down to watch him

speak.

"Hello everyone how are you all?"

"GOOD MR. ANNOUNCER!"

"Great to hear it are you ready for some high fighting action!?"

"YES WE ARE!"

"Well OK!! I NOW ANNOUNCE THAT THE 50TH ANNUAL TOURNAMENT IS ON

SESSION RIGHT NOW! First we have the weapon Tournament. Then the Martial Arts

and ki Tournament. And then we will have a Dojo Master Tournament. Now remember

these three tournaments could take weeks with no end so try not to get up as much as

possible. First up in this first match of the Weaponry Tournament is Ramgam the little

eleven year old swordsmen VS Naceremi the greatest AMERICAN saisman.

"Sais huh? Heh heh." Ramgam said taunting Naceremi and making the swords aura cover

his body.

"FIGHT!" Screamed the Announcer as Naceremi jumped at Ramgam, but Ramgam flew

out of the way causing Naceremi to crash into the wall. But the ninja bounced off the

wall and back at Ramgam pointing his Sais at Ramgam. Ramgam flung his sword

downward slicing the Sais out of Naceremi's hands. After that the ninja seemed mad, and

he used his hands to move the sword out of Ramgam's hands and into Naceremi's.

Naceremi charged up a sword beam and shot it at Ramgam causing Ramgam to faint.

Mojo walked over to Naceremi and held up his hand and said,

"Fight Winner!" And a few paramedics took Ramgam's limp body off of the mat.

"WOA WASN'T THAT EXCITING!?"

"YEAH!" Screamed the audience.

"WELL THE NEXT FIGHT SHOULD BE JUST AS INTENSE!" It will be the GLASS

mime named Salg vs the SKILLET fighting powers of Telliks." Salg is dressed all in

black and white stripes with white makeup on and beige circles near the two ends of his

lips. Telliks is about 13 years old has a short hair cut with it spiked up. His weapon is a

three bladed spear. His ninja suit is blue with a black belt level three.

"FIGHT!" The announcer yelled. Telliks took his spear and jumped at Salg. But Salg had

already made a mimed wall. An imaginary wall that is as strong, as you can't see. Telliks

crashed face first into the wall. Then to finish Telliks off, Salg holds an imaginary rope,

connected to that rope is an imaginary safe that he pulls down from the imaginary shelf.

It falls on Telliks and squashes him. Then the safe is thrown while the very wounded and

bleeding in every place possible Telliks, gets up and jumps once more at Salg. But Salg

floating in the air, because of imaginary stairs he climbed. Holding something in his hand

he throws it, Telliks trying to think of what it is, he attacks it with his spear,

unfortunately it was a TNT stick and he exploded. With his body parts and particle of

his insides flying everywhere into the audience with some throwing up some crying and

some cheering. Salg just smiles as Mojo goes over to him. Takes Salg's hand and and

pulls it up declaring him "FIGHT WINNER!"

"The next battle is between Neveel and Riak!" Neveel has her hair straight down. It is a

brownish gold color. Her belt is black belt level three. And her weapons are two swords

that are curved at the end like hooks. Riak as well has her hair straight down, it is more

of a dark brownish color. Her black belt level is two, still advanced but not like her

opponent. Her weapons are two spears.

"FIGHT!" And right as the announcer said that, the two girls went at it with Neveel's

swords and Riak's spears clashing. They slice and slam and smash and stab but they only

do minimal damage. Then Neveel slashes one of Riak's spears out of her hands and stabs

her disarmed hand. But then Riak takes her other spear and stabs it into Neveel's heart

killing her. Neveel fell to her knees and then died. With the blood falling onto the battle

mat. Mojo goes onto the mat, held Riak's arm ip and said,

"FIGHT WINNER!" And then the paramedic's took Neveel's dead body out of the Dojo.

"Now how was that!?" The announcer shouted to the gut covered crowd.

"GREAT!" They shouted back.

"I bet you guys would like some towels, well they are $2 a piece buy them while they are

over there where snacks and drinks are sold." He said as the next to fighters stepped into

the ring. The janitor just finished mopping the blood off the mat.

"NOW WHO'S READY FOR SOMEMORE FIGHTING!?"

"WE ARE!"

"WELL OUR NEXT TWO FIGHTERS ARE THE NUNCHUCK MASTER, DROFNA.

AND THE FIVE FINGER WHIP SKILLS OF EVI!" Drofna wears a black bandanna and

has a level two belt. His shirt is red. And its a leathery texture. His pants are black sweat

pants and his footwear is stockings. Evi wears a red baseball hat backwards. He has a

level four belt.

"FIGHT!" The two fighters got into poses and Evi throws his whip towards Drofna's

nunchucks and tries to pull them out of his hands. Drofna counters the attack by picking

Evi up with his nunchucks connected to his whip. He then slammed him down breaking

Evi's back. Evi fainted. Mojo walked over to Drofna and pulled his hand up and said,

"FIGHT WINNER!" And they then got off the mat and the paramedics came and took

Evi's paralyzed body off the mat.

"Take a break for some nachos, a towel and some soda we'll be back in fifteen minutes!"

He then walked off while the audience all raced for the concession stand for some snacks

and a towel. Kenneth ran over to the room where Ramgam and some other non killed or

paralyzed losers were. It was a red and black room and it smelled of rotten oranges.

Kenneth went over to the chamber he was in, it was green and yellow, and held his hand

and said,

"Ramgam you were great! Please don't die on us!" Ramgam replied,

"Nnedheiufrheibudiwgbireuiofeohfguiregfru." Mojo walked into the room. He said in a

calm voice,

"Don't worry, he should be fine in time for the fighting tournament."

"Ok..." Kenneth said still a bit worried. They went back into the main room where the

tournament took place. A dark and shadowy figure entered the room from the front door

but no one noticed it as it snuck around. The announcer went back to his stand.

"OK! Settle down people! Lets get this next battle on!"

Chapter 20:
"Our next two combatants are the hoppy skills of Rala

and the monkey skills of Yekmo." Rala entered the ring, he is a guy in a rabbit suit. With

a level eight belt, and his fluffy tail. Yekmo is more serious, he is a man with a flattop

and he fights with claws. And his level seven belt.

"FIGHT!" The two combatants started to fight by charging at eachother. Yekmo

attempted to scratch Rala but failed because Rala has the agility of a real rabbit. Rala

then jumped onto Yekmo's head and then punched him in the face and knocking him

down. Mojo went over to Rala and declared him the fight winner.

"The next two fighters are the FITNESS styles of Sentif and the LAKE wonders of Ekal!"

Sentif is a man with brass knuckles. His hair is brown and he wears a sweat band on his

forehead. He has a level two belt. Ekal is a man with spiked hair, he has a lasso for a

weapon. With a level six belt.

"FIGHT!" Ekal spins his lasso while Sentif ran over punched him in the face and knocked

him out cold.

"WOA! Another one hit wonder!" Mojo went over and declared Sentif the fight winner.

"What a great fight this has been, now we have the runner ups for the finals! First battle is

Nacaremi and Riak. FIGHT!" The ninja said,

"Riak, I have studied the way you fight there is no way you will win."

"So, whats your point? You can't beat me just because you study my fighting skills!" She

then charged him with her spears, he jumped up and did a split causing her to miss. He

then stabbed her with his Sais in the gut and she bled to death. Mojo went over to

Naceremi and declared him the fight winner.

"Now Drofna vs Salg! FIGHT!" Drofna runs at Salg, Salg puts up an imaginary wall.

"You ain't foolin' me with that mime shit!" He then twirled a half of his nunchucks and

slammed it onto the imaginary wall. But then Salg put an imaginary stick of TNT on his

head and Drofna exploded. Hands, legs, toes, fingers, guts, and blood flew everywhere

into the audience and this time on the walls too. Mojo walked over to Salg declaring him

fight winner.

"Now its Rala vs Sentif! FIGHT!" Sentif went over to Rala but he jumped onto his head

and jumped off and punched him and knocked him out. Then slipped and fell from the

blood that wasn't cleaned up yet.

"Rala you're fighting again. RALA VS NACEREMI!" Rala couldn't take it so he jumped

off the mat and screamed,

"I FORFEIT!!!!" Mojo grabbed both of their hands and said,

"Fight winner due to default!"

"Wow here it is, the final match! Salg vs. Naceremi! FIGHT!" Salg creates a rope

connected to a safe. Then Naceremi says,

"First things first!" He then threw a smoke bomb at the safe that was pulled down and

missed. Then the smoke bomb filled the room with smoke and after it cleared Salg is no

where to be found. Mojo declares Naceremi the winner of the tournament.

"Now a thirty minute intermission!" After the intermission many great fighters some

died, and some were paralyzed for life. Its been three hours and once again its down to

Kenneth vs Ramgam.

"I ain't going easy on you just because we been through allot."

"Go as hard as you like I promise victory only for myself!" Ramgam then drew his sword

but the announcer ran over took it away and said,

"Sorry no weapons this is the Ki and fighting part." He then ran off and Kenneth charged

up his trademark attack, the laser(well Cycon laser but her still calls it laser), and shot it

at Ramgam. It hit him and he fell to the ground. He got up and then charged up his

trademark attack, the Ramgam beam. He shot it at Kenneth, it turned into a rope of

energy that covered his whole body. But when the smoke cleared Kenneth was gone.

"Where is he!?" Kenneth then came back from teleported and kicked Ramgam in the

back. With a few bruises on Kenneth's arms he still fights strong. Ramgam then got up

with a bloody bruise on his left cheek, he punched Kenneth in the chest and Kenneth fell

to the ground. Kenneth then teleported and punched and kicked Ramgam at the same

time causing him to fly. Ramgam got back on the ground, put his hands together and

closed his eyes. He then charged up a beam shot it at Kenneth causing Kenneth to faint.

With bruises all over Ramgam's face, Mojo declares Ramgam the tournament winner.

"Now you fight Kenneth, rejuvenated." Mojo casted a cure spell that healed Kenneth

fully, and he punched Ramgam. Kenneth then jump kicked him. Ramgam then jumped

out of the ring and said,

"I FORFEIT!" Mojo declared Kenneth the fight winner.

"Now for the; whats that noise!?" The whole room started to shake, then a boy who looks

allot like Kenneth except more bulk walked into the room.

"I'm Shandoogle, and I'm here to steal Mojo's monkey!" Screamed Shandoogle.

"No you're not!" Said Ramgam.

"Hah you're going to stop the great Shandoogle!?"

"YEP!" Ramgam said as he drew his sword. Shandoogle then drew his Golden Katana.

It's the blade is the size of a regular Katana except its pure gold.

"Heh, I have the golden Katana you only have the silver sword."

"Yeah but the sword is equipped with the blue stone! [Kenneth go save the monkey]"

They both charged up blade beams, Ramgam's was naturally bigger and stronger. They

threw them at eachother, Ramgam's overpowering Shandoogle's it went for Shandoogle,

but Shandoogle teleported.

"I HATE that hat!" Shandoogle then came back and stabbed Ramgam in the chest.

Ramgam screamed. But he then regenerated. He then stole the Katana and started slicing

with both weapons, but before he could hit him Shandoogle teleported once more.

"That menace Shandoogle! Thinks he's a great martial artist but he's just a cocky boy."

"I guess Ramgam has a few more things different than me." Thought Kenneth not really

paying attention to the conversation.

"I bet my dad sent him." Said Tony thinking out loud.

"Who's your dad?" Asked Mojo curious.

"Big Tony." He said in a scared tone.

"You're the son of B.A.D but you hang out here, traitor you are to whom!?" Mojo said

getting furious.

"Well Ramgam saved my life and that was after I RAN AWAY from my dad because of

him being the creator of B.A.D, sir." They walked into the bedroom to the left of the

main room. And Mojo said,

"Well at least he didn't steal the..." Mojo said right as he checked his Monkey's bed, and

sure enough he was gone. There was a note sitting in the bed, it read:

"Hehe Mojo I have your monkey you have my shoes, wanna trade hmmm? I gave the

monkey to Big Tony so if you wanna strike a deal go to him.
Your Hated Ex-Student,
-Shandoogle.

"Curse him lets go Kenneth, Ramgam, kid and I need three level five black belt or higher

that aren't training someone!" Mojo rushed for the door with Kenneth and gang plus a

level five, level six and level seven black belt trainers. They all set off for the door and

exited the dojo.

Chapter 21:
While Mojo and his troops got ready Big Tony and his

gang are getting ready for the onslaught they surely know about since they stole Mojo's

Monkey.

"Ok boys line up, Mojo will bring an army of his BEST!" Big Tony said getting

prepared.

"Sir your son's missing!" One man said as he saluted Big Tony.

"Son...son...SON!? No biggy grab many of my men, that boy will be fighting for Mojo's

side if he is with them. The room they were in was a fancy room with nice curtains,

tinted windows and even light blue wall paper with pink flowers (To throw anyone off

while they weren't there). The exterior design is a regular building with a door located on

the basement floor. The building itself is surrounded by bushes. The building is about 10

stories high.

Meanwhile:

"Be alert this place is booby trapped everywhere!" Said Mojo walking very cautiously.

"I know this place like the back of my..." He says as he falls into a planted hole in the

ground. "...hand." As he got out Kenneth and the gang were attacked by a few terrorists.

Ramgam charged up a sword beam, Kenneth charges up a laser, Tony gets an arrow

ready to shoot and the three black belts use their fists. The terrorists wear dark sunglasses

so you never see their eyes, a brown formal hat to hide their baldness or little amount of

hair and a tie with a suit to make them look rich. They have two pistols ready for fire. Of

course, Kenneth and gang kill them while Mojo moves into the building. Mojo goes onto

the floor Big Tony is on, he walked slowly over to him and said,

"I'm here for the monkey!"

"Well he's right here!" He said as he points to the monkey tied up against the wall. Mojo

ran over to him, but Big Tony got infront of him and said,

"AHAHAHA! First you have to beat me!"

"Anything for my monkey you bastard!" They then got into fighting positions. Mojo ran

over to him and punched and kicked Big Tony at the same time. Big Tony blocked the

punch but was kicked in the gut.

"CYBAN KICK!" Mojo screamed as he jumped up and kicked Mojo in the face with his

right leg, then his left then his right and then his last final left legged kick puts enough

power to cause Big Tony to fall against the wall.

"LASER!" Mojo said as he charged up the trademark attack of Kenneth whom he tought

the move to. The beam blasted and covered the whole room with light, (obviously more

powerful than Kenneth) after the light cleared, Big Tony was gone. With the creepiness

of an empty room he hears Big Tony's voice say,

"HAHAHAHAHAA! 'Till we meet again Mojo, by the way I never remember you this

good since we were kids."

Chapter 22:
Mojo walked slowly back to the outdoors, sad and

monkey less, Mojo failed to save his monkey. He got back to Kenneth and the gang. He

looked at everyone all tired from fighting. Except Tony, he was gone, mysteriously

disappeared.

"My...my...my shoes are GONE WAAAAAAAHHH!" Kenneth screamed when he looked

down after Mojo got to the last step from the building to the ground.

"NOOOOOOOO!!" Screamed Mojo with yet another loss he has now.

"But." Said Kenneth.

"I saved your monkey and replaced it with a fake one, see? I hid him in my pants for safe

keeping."

"OH BOY! You you wonderful boy you! Come we must buy new shoes! And how we got

near a shoe store I will never know!" They entered the dazzling shoe store. Inside was

shelves and shelves full of shoes, sneakers, boots, platform shoes, skis, any footwear that

you can think of is there. As they entered, the door's automated bell rang and a shoe

salesman ran over to them. He had a sloped haircut, sparkly white teeth, and of course a

tie and a name tag, saying his name is Bob.

"May I assist you in buying some slacks?" Bob asked everyone.

"No, I'm looking for shoes." Kenneth said not familiar with the lingo. Ramgam slowly

walked away from the group and headed for a nearby closet. They walked over to the

sneakers section.

"I want some running shoes."

"Well we have Nike, A.D.I.D.A.S, New Balance, N.A.D.I.D.A.S, Aike and that German

brand for the yodel runner.

"I don't like N.A.D.I.D.A.S or Aike." Said Kenneth complaining.

Meanwhile Ramgam was snooping in the closet and found some guns.

"Property of Tony? TONY! So this place IS owned by B.A.D!"

"Nice of you to realize it, my fine little friend. I knew that this place would be too

suspicious so I could lure you here!"

"You won't get away with this! And what does B.A.D stand for anyway?"

"Oh, but I already have. And it stands for bullies and demons." Tony then pressed a

button, a cage then fell onto Ramgam,

trapping him. He then teleported into a bigger room upstairs.

"Hehehehehe! Hand over what you have of mine if you want to live!"

"Your son!?"

"Noooooo! The monkey!"

'C'mon Ramgam out smart this moron...'

"I wouldn't hand over the monkey even if you let me go!"

"Ok then I'll let you go!" He then pulled a switch that released the cage, but also made a

hole where Ramgam was standing causing him to fall into the second floor back to the

shoe store.

"Sucker!"

"Hey those are MY shoes!" Kenneth yelled as he realized that the shoe salesman was

wearing his shoes.

"What, now of course they aren't!" The shoe salesman then changed into a Mafia

Uniform and ran away.

"Well, gotta split." He then ran off and thats when Ramgam came through the hole on top

of Bob.

"Get off me kid, I gotta get away from the other...one that looks like you because

I....have...his....shoes?" Ramgam gave him a dirty look as he powered up his sword. The

red aura surrounded him as he sliced at Bob and sliced him again, and then killed him.

Ramgam then took his shoes and gave them back to Kenneth. Mojo then took Kenneth's

hat and said,

"Let's go home." They all teleported to a cliff.

"Now I will teach you how to fly."

Chapter 23:
Its been a couple of years since the attempt to steal Mojo's monkey. Kenneth and

Ramgam are now fourteen.

"Now I will teach you how to fly." Mojo said.

"I already can fly." Ramgam said as he charged up his sword.

"Give me your sword, Ramgam." Ramgam gave him the sword, Mojo took it and said,

"Now focus your ki into your whole body, and picture yourself lifting into the air.

Six hours later:

The boys were playing tag while floating in the air. Mojo threw the teleportation hat and

the silver sword off the cliff, Kenneth and Ramgam flew down the cliff to catch them.

Kenneth then teleported back to the cliff, and Ramgam then used the sword to fly him

back.

"You were supposed to fly back guys!"

"I guess I won't need the power of the blue stone anymore..." Said Ramgam.

"Well why teach us Now? It could have been useful you know Before I fought

Shandoogle and all of them to get here!" After they decided to frolic around, a girl

came over to them all and started applauding.
"I wanna learn how to fly!" Said the girl.

"No! I am not accepting any more students at the moment!" Said Mojo being real serious

about it.

C'mon teach her, Dad!" Said Ramgam.

"Yeah what harm will come of it?"

"No! N-O means no!" Mojo then flew off into the wind.

"Ok then, WE will teach her!"

"NO! I don't want to be tought by you both! I want to to be tought only by Kenneth.

A few hours later:

Both the girl and Kenneth had fallen madly in love that day. She was 5'4, he was 5'7, she

had light brown long hair, he had light brown short hair, she was 112 pounds, he was 117

pounds, she was fourteen, he was fourteen. They were both making out while in between

the cliffs, floating in midair. They were so close to each other that you could tell they had

both fallen deeply in love. They were kissing with tongue for three hours straight with

very little breaks.

"What's this feeling I'm getting?" Kenneth asked after they had taken a break.

"Feeling?" The girl asked.

"While we were kissing, I have this odd feeling, I think it might be love."

"What's your name?" They both asked at the same time.

"Mim Snooty."

"Kenneth Blade." Then Mojo came running from the opposite cliff from where they

started. Ramgam woke up from his little nap.

"Come quick B.A.D is attacking!" Screamed Mojo as he ran back.

"We must go! TELEPORTATION!" Kenneth said as he teleported Mim, Ramgam

and himself to the Dojo.

Back at the Dojo:

Terrorists were everywhere, with guns, machine guns, bazookas, grenades, and TNT.

They shot every ninja from Mojo's Dojo. Some mobsters died but the casualties were

more on the ninjas. Then one of the mobsters used the TNT on the Dojo and destroyed it

right as Kenneth and the gang got there.

Chapter 24:
As Kenneth and the gang arrived right as the Dojo

exploded, Ramgam charged up his sword to kill off any mobsters that hadn't fled.

Kenneth jus stood there in rage.

"They....destroyed....the....DOJO!"

"Don't just stand there give me a hand Damnit!" Ramgam said as he killed some mobsters.

Kenneth then grew 5 feet taller, his hands grew green fur, his eyes became beet red, his

hair was covered with that fur, his ears turned into cat ears with earrings, he grew a giant

tail, and big sharp pointy fangs. His hands turned into sharp claws, the teleportation hat

grew bigger as well. He soon became a giant green Tiger-Man.

"What that hell is that!" Yelled one terrorist.

"I don't know just shoot it!" The bullets bounced off Kenneth's chest.

"GLORK!!!!!! GRRRRRRROARRRRRRRRR!" He went on a rampage killing every

terrorist he saw, he slashed, and bit, and sneezed on, and kicked every terrorist. Until

they all became fearful and the rest which was the last 200 out of the 2,000 that didn't

flee from the explosion. There was one scared terrorist in tears surrounded by Ramgam

and "Glork" As Kenneth calls himself in this monstrous form. Ramgam charged up an

energy blast and shot it right through the mobster killing him. "Glork" Then started to

shrink down to his regular size, the fur turned back into skin, the ears turned back

normal, the earrings disappeared, the hat went back to its original size. Until he was

Kenneth once more, with that naive smile on his face.

"KEN!" Yelled Mim excited that Kenneth was back to normal.

"Wha....what happ....pend?" Said Kenneth dizzy and ready to faint. He did. Mojo then

came out of nowhere and saw Kenneth unconscious on the ground.

"He still has time come on!" Mojo then brought him to a hospital in the next part of

Plaistow.

"Don't worry, he will be fine, he fainted because he had a lack of ki." Said the nurse.

"Thank you." Said Mojo. As he, Ramgam and Mim wait patiently for Kenneth to awake.

It had taken a day before he awoke from his coma. It became close to a year before he

was well enough to talk. Its the day before his 15th birthday, and he can bairly speak.

Mojo and the gang walked in.
"Umm Kenneth I have some bad news, it seems that my monkey was cought in the

fire...." Said Mojo with a tear in his eye.

"Nuuuuuu yaka higovfdicgarf!" Said Kenneth trying to speak. They left, the nurse came

in, gave him a shot. A day later on his 15th birthday he finally got out and is ok.

"I'm ok again!"

"I bought you something Kenneth." He handed Kenneth an envelope.

"It's a couple of tickets to another continent called Europe. I want you, Ramgam and Mim

to go there, and destroy B.A.D's H.Q in a place called Norway. The next morning they

teleported to an airport in Concord, NH They all boarded the SS Americana. Kenneth

held a suitcase full of his clothes as he boarded. Mim held a suitcase full of his clothes

and her clothes, Ramgam carried a suitcase full of Kenneth's clothes and his own,

Ramgam's sword held a suitcase full of Kenneth's clothes. They all boarded the plane and

sit near eachother, Kenneth and Mim sit right next to eachother so they can kiss and

cuddle. Ramgam sat on a window seat next to a very large man that had very bad body

odor and smelled of cigarettes. The flight took a good 20 hours. And finally Kenneth

and the gang made it to Italy, Europe.

Chapter 25:
After arriving at the airport, Kenneth and the gang

want to go somewhere so Kenneth closed his eyes and said,

"Teleport to the nearest Hotel or Cottage!" They all decintergrated and wound up in a strip

house. There were naked girls everywhere. They walked around looking for a room. They

passed all the nude pole dancers, they walked past the beer strippers till they finally got

to a door with the number 55. They opened it and a naked lady with oval breasts ran and

said

"This room is taken, go see the secretary to the left!" She pointed towards the way they

came. They walked back past the beer strippers, the pole dancers and Ramgam couldn't

help himself.

"Want to touch....want to touch...." He said as his hands made a pinching motion towards

one of the pole dancers bare breast. Mim grabbed him and they went towards the

receptionist. Then Kenneth thought out loud,

"Whoa, I'm getting a strange feeling, its like when I fell into the girl's changing room, or

when I am very close to Mim." Mim just smiled and laughed as they finally got to the

receptionist.

"How can I help you young people?"

"We'd like a room please." Said Kenneth.

"OOOH! A threesome, here take these they are free!" She said as she handed them a three

pack of condoms. They went up to their room and decided to go straight to sleep.

Unfortunately there is only one bed, Mim slept on the right side of the bed, Kenneth in the

middle and Ramgam on the left side.
The next morning:

Mim woke up last. She picked up the condom package.

"They gave us a couple of condoms?"

"Yeah....remember threesome..." Said Ramgam.

"What's a condom?" Kenneth said naively.

"Come here Kenneth." He explained what it was and Kenneth's eyes lit up as a kid that

saw presents under the Christmas tree.

"OHHHHH!" Kenneth said excited.

"Well, we gotta finish the mission before we have fun." Kenneth said boldly as they

started to get out of the strip house. They set off to find B.A.D's HQ. They get to a

building and it has some symbols on it as if it were Japanese. (Infact it was).

"NO ENGLISH TRANSLATION!?" Said Kenneth.

"Maybe they are here?" Said Mim.

"Well lets open that door and rip some ass holes." Said Ramgam cracking his knuckles,

getting ready for any possible fights. Then they hear the scream of another kid.

"NO! WAIT!" It was Tony! Little Tony that is, the son of B.A.D, after fleeing from

the little war in America he finally comes back to Kenneth and gang. But it was too late

they had already entered.

"Kinda dark..." Kenneth said. He then turned on the light, that was when about twenty

terrorists, a laser gun from the ceiling and a flying machine gun surrounded them. The

laser shot them and the laser solidified and wrapped around them not allowing them to

move their arms. Then the TV with Big Tony's face on it came down.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You've come for revenge!? Well you failed! And I will win,

this is what you get for messing with Bullies and Demons you brats!" The TV ascended as

the floor started moving, a bubbly acid appeared, with the floor moving the acid pool

grew bigger.

Making tangled Kenneth and gang unable to flee.

"Well Mim, Ramgam, this is it, I'll miss you!"

"AW! I'll miss you too, brother."

"Kenny! We were spose to get married and have kids!"

"I know!" Then the floor stopped, Tony had pulled a switch.

"Kenneth, teleport! I'll take care of my old man!" Kenneth teleported all of them except

Tony away.

"So son, you want to fight me? Bring it on! I'm not afraid to kill my own offspring!" Tony

then ran outside where Kenneth had naturally teleported them to.

"You guys can't capture my dad, if you go in there you're more than dead!" They all

frowned.

"We can take care of ourselves! Enough from you, traitor!" Said Ramgam.

"I'm not...a traitor."

"Someone that lets his friends down when they need him most is a traitor!" Said Kenneth.

"I'm going back in!" Said Ramgam.

"NO! I'll take care of him!" Tony said as he ran for the door with his bow and arrows

ready for killing. He entered the building. He went into the main room where Big Tony

is.

"So son, you ready for that battle now?"

"Yes!"

"Why do you want to fight your dad? Someday son, you can be the King of B.A.D like

your old man!"

"NEVER! You steal, you kill, you cheat, and poison FOR FUN! I don't want a part of it

anymore!"

"Then put up your dukes kid, lets fight!"

"Ok." Tony then loaded his bow, and Big Tony loaded his pistol. Tony shot an arrow at

his dad and missed on purpose so he could jump up and kick the gun out of his hand. He

did that and then punched him in the face, giving him a bloody nose. Big Tony is on the

ground. Tony loads another arrow and points it at him. Tony then sweats and points it

longer and longer. Its been 5 minutes and Tony starts shaking.

"You wouldn't dare, boy! You're too much of a coward! C'mon boy! Do it! I DARE YA!"

Big Tony then got a gruesome gleam in his eyes and a big smirk on his face as he

chuckled.

Chapter 26:
"WEAK BOY! YOU ARE WEAK! YOU HAVE A

CHANCE TO GET REVENGE AND KILL YOUR FATHER BUT YOU BLEW IT!" Big

Tony then got up, and pulled out a smoke bomb from his pocket.

"FINE! MAYBE YOU WILL GROW SOME GODDAMNED BALLS AND KILL ME! IF

YOU GET BRAVER YOU CAN TAKE OVER THE MOB!" He then threw the smoke

bomb down, the room filled with a thick, dark gray smoke.

"GODDAMN THAT MAN!" Tony screamed as the room was nothing but gray and

smoky. Tony then returned to Kenneth and the gang. They then crossed the border and

went into France.

"Are you ok Tony?" Kenneth asked.

"Yeah, C'mon lets enjoy the night on a hill glaring at the stars, you don't get to see stars

like these in America."

"Ok."

"Ok."

"Ok." They went over to a hill, Tony lied down and glared at the stars, Ramgam falls

asleep and Kenneth and Mim take the opportunity to kiss, snuggle and make out. Later in

the night; they went to a bar and got drunk, then went to a French hotel. The next morning

they went to a French restaurant.

'Americans...phooey!' The waiter thought as he went over to them with a smile.

"May I take your order?"

"Yes I'd like some cheese bread....ay." Said Tony

"Ich moechte French frites!" Said Ramgam. Mim and Kenneth were too busy making out

to order. A few hours later they went into Germany. Kenneth and the gang walked along

the marketplace. (An outside super market). There was a stand that sold sausage. It said

"Wurst" on the signs. Then they walked by a pretzel stand. It said "Bretzeln" on the signs.

Then they walked by a pig stand. (Dead that is) and on the signs it said "Sweinen." They

bought all the food they could, then went to a German Hotel. The next morning on a TV

there was an urgent news bulletin:

"The president of America declared war on Europe today because the European president

ate his muffin. All Americans have twenty-four hours to get out before they are

imprisoned. Kenneth and the gang panicked. They tried getting to the airport, but the

plane already took off with half a load, and then the European missile launchers shot it

down.

"We're stuck in Europe!" Yelled Ramgam and Kenneth.

"There's only one person to turn to..." They then went to an underground hideout and

found Big Tony after five hours.

"So you want to...go home!? HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

"Do you know how long it took us to find you!?" Screamed Ramgam.

"Yeah you are Kinda always moving!" Said Mim and Kenneth.

"If I weren't president of B.A.D I'd stay in one solid place, AND in America! Plus I have a

war to wage against your country now! Most nations in Europe support my terrorist

behavior and the ones that don't are not part of Europe anymore they are called 'Europe

2.' So go annoy someone else! I don't care how long it took you, and I move for a reason,

to keep away from you brats! I don't shelter my enemies!"

"Ok."

"Then we'll have to kill you." Said Kenneth and Ramgam. They charged up some reddish

black looking energy blasts pointing towards Big Tony, he started to sweat and finally

gave in.

"OK! I'll give you a ride back to America! This way." He then walked over to a

bookshelf, took a book and then said,

"Now I don't want you guys to freak out."

"C'mon Big Tony, we've been around the block more than once and there is nothing that

could make us 'freak out'" Kenneth said making a goofy face. Big Tony then pressed the

button on the book, the bookcase raised and made an entrance to a laboratory. Thats when

Kenneth, Ramgam, Mim and Tony all fell to the ground in shock as if they were having

seizures. They got up and entered it, they then looked around. It was one giant dome of

blue squares. With machines everywhere, and weapons and ammo of all kinds. Bombs,

bazooka shells, nukes they were there as well. Tony then walked over to a what looks

like a car, with a giant drill on the front and a giant rocket on the back.

"This will get you to America faster than any plane, but whatever you do DON'T PRESS

THE RED BUTTON!" They all get in except Big Tony.

"Now what was I spose to do to get it started?" Said Kenneth pressing random buttons to

try to start it. The drill-car finally started and it flew at the speed of light, it was going

across the ocean and then Kenneth became curious.

"OOOO! What does this button do!?"

"KENNY NO!" Kenneth then pressed the red button.

Chapter 27:
Kenneth pressed the red button the the drill-car slowed

down from 2900mph to 0mph! A complete stop! Then the wheels went inside the vehicle

fell onto the water and jus sits there.

"OHHH MAN!" Screamed all three at once.

"It seems by the look of this, the red button was spose to cause the vehicle to crash an

burn, but since we were over the ocean the water stopped any possible explosions of the

engine." Said Ramgam all scientifically. About three days later they are deprived of

food, and freshwater that they end up drinking their urine, and Mim drinks Kenneth's

semen. They finally arrived on shore five days later. They arrived on shore at Hampton,

NH, thirty minutes away from Plaistow, which is where they needed to go.

Meanwhile the war:

All the Americans, which are mostly the ninjas, are throwing stars, swords, and

spikes at the Europeans, which are mostly terrorists, since B.A.D owns most of

Europe. The terrorists would shoot the Americans with their pistols, machine guns and

assault rifles. Everytime an American was hit they would fall to the ground, scream and

bleed to death. Everytime a European was hit, he would fall to the ground with a spike

through his skull or five stars in his face. There was blood and guts all over the

battlefield. Heads lying without bodies. Limbs torn off the torso. Guts hanging out of

bodies. Brains hanging out of heads. Holes in heads, holes in chests, holes in legs and

arms. Extra holes in faces. Eyes scraped out. Noses completely broken to nothing. Ears

ripped in half. Then Europeans came onto the field with bazookas. Shot at the

Americans. The Americans are now blowing up, guts and blood everywhere. The ones

that are alive sneak behind the bazooka holders and slit their throats. Skulls with no skin,

bodies turned into dust, arms completely broken but still attached. Holes in heads and

torsos, throats slit and bleeding to death. Guts and blood all over the battlefield. The

battlefield is now covered in a blood red color.

Back to Kenneth and the gang:

They are in Hampton, NH They are all around a fire.

"We need to find Master Mojo." Said Kenneth.

"Yeah but where?" Replied Ramgam. Kenneth then touched his hat and everyone else.

"Teleport to the nearest house with heat." He said as they teleported to a dark room.

"Kinda dark in here..." Kenneth said as he went for a light switch. He pulled it and the

light turned on. They all then saw a tied up skeleton in a chair.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Screamed all of them at the same time, Kenneth then

teleported them all again. To yet another dark house. Kenneth turned on the light once

more, and it was a tied up skeleton with roaches inside it crawling around.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed again. Kenneth teleported them once more.

They teleported to Methuen, Massachusetts. Into a kids place called 'Charles Cheeser's'

"Wow, its been a while since I last was here." Said Kenneth.

"Umm Kenneth, we never went here."

"Oh yeah..." Said Kenneth blushing. They entered, and they managed to get a table. The

mouse, Charles Cheeser.

"Is it your birthday Mr. Kid?"

"Yes, it is!" Said Kenneth with joy.

"Well here's five free tokens! Don't spend 'em all in one place now, hyahyahya!"

"Oh goody..." Said Ramgam with sarcasm.

"YAHOO!" Said Kenneth with childish glee. They all ran to games, Kenneth played skee-

ball, Mim watched him, Tony played the classic 'Capcom VS Marvel' and Ramgam

played 'Mutant pigeon attacks'. They all met up with eachother.

"I'm out of tokens." Said Kenneth with boredom in his voice.

"Me too." Said Ramgam with the same tone.

"We are sixteen now, lets go to the bank!" He then teleported them all to the First

National Bank.

"How may I help you?" Asked the banker.

"I would like some money please."

"Umm, well do you have an account?"

"No, I want to make one."

"Well we will need at least four-hundred dollars to start it off."

"That's funny thats what we need, you see its our sixteenth birthday and we went to

Charles Cheeser's because we can't find a place to live and we need a-"

"Kenneth, no more let me handle this, you jus go wait outside, Ramgam, Mim, you too."

Said Tony with a familiar smirk on his face.

"I AM THE SON OF B.A.D! GIMME A MILLION DOLLARS NOW OR I WIL

BE FORCED TO GET MY BOYS!"

"O...o...ok!" The banker gave him a million dollars in cash. Tony walked out as if nothing

happened, then Kenneth teleported them back to Charles Cheeser's. They played every

game in the place, 20 times each. Then Kenneth and Mim noticed something they hadn't

before, a Tunnel of Love, they decided to go on it. After they got out. Mim gave Ramgam

and Kenneth presents. Ramgam opened his first. It was a shiny metal helmet.

"A NEW HELMET! Thanks Mim!" Ramgam exclaimed as he gave her a friendly hug.

Kenneth opened his present, it was a twenty pack of condoms. Kenneth looked at them

and then got a confused look on his face.

"What's a 'condom?'" Kenneth asked once more forgetting already. Ramgam slapped

himself in the head and said,

"Come here Kenneth." He explained once more secretly to him what it was and Kenneth's

eyes lit up like a baby playing peek-a-boo.

"OH YEAH!" Kenneth exclaimed as he grabbed Mim by the arm and teleported to a

comfortable room in a random hotel that was locked and empty. They then decided to use

those condoms. They started by kissing, and then feeling and eventually clothes was taken

off. Kenneth got Mim onto the bed and they started having sex. About fifteen minutes

later, they lay in bed with their eyes open wide with the expression on their faces as if

they just went bungee jumping or jumped off a cliff and survived.

"Wow..." They both said lying in bed naked, with the covers over them, with his arm

around her, with clothes all over the floor and the condom filled with semen on the floor

on top of Kenneth's hat.

Meanwhile:

Ramgam and Tony are still in Charles Cheeser's. Ramgam staring at the clock

tapping his foot.

"Where are they! Does it take a human girl THIS long to have an orgasm or two!?"

Ramgam shouted out loud not noticing the crowd staring at him. Tony jus sit at his table

and slurping his Coca-Cola through a staw. Finally Kenneth and Mim appear back.

"FINALLY! Let's go home, I know a place close to here we can go!" Said Tony rushing

out of Charles Cheeser's. They followed, he wandered through Methuen and into Salem,

NH He wandered down an alleyway and then through a door that leads to another street.

Then he finally got to the destination, a church.

"You brought us to a church!?" Said Kenneth in a mad tone.

"Yes, this is my uncle's place." They entered, inside were many bald men with their eyes

closed, meditating. The head meditator was Chendi, Tony's uncle. Tony went up to him

and stopped his meditation. Chendi woke up, and saw Tony and smiled. He told everyone

to wake up and meet his nephew. There were signs all over the big main hall. Anti

nazism, anti terrorism, anti atheism, anti anarchy, anti christianity, anti judaism, anti

smoking, anti

drugs, anti alcohol. Then there were all kinds of peace signs, pictures of purple-bluish

flowers, and signs that said 'Give peace a chance'.

"A peace loving man is your uncle!?" Ramgam asked in amazement.

"Well he's my mom's brother. There were candles lit everywhere, Kenneth sat down next

to one of the meditators that went back. Kenneth started meditating as well.

"I would have never knew..." Said Mim.

"Uncle Chendi, do you know a man named Mojo? If you do can you locate him for us?"

"Ah. Mojo, of the Dojo, yes I do know him nephew, and he is in a place quite far from

here if you plan to walk. It is a place called Lexington, Massachusetts. Be careful my

children, I sense grave danger nearby."

"Thank you uncle." Tony said as he took off his hat and bowed down to him. He then

bowed to every man not meditating. His hair is a light brown and it is very long and

curly. He then tucked it all back under his hat again as they all left the church.

Chapter 28:
They set off for Lexington, Massachusetts. They walk

down what used to be a highway, when cars were used allot more. Now it is just an

abandoned road to get to many places. They walked and walked and walked and walked.

They finally reached a sign that talked about Lexington, it read 'Lexington fifty miles'

"FIFTY MILES! AHHHH! I WON'T MAKE IT!" Complained Mim. They kept

continuing along and becoming sweaty from the sun, soggy because of rain, cold because

of snow, hot because of heat waves. All in the same week. They continued along, until

they saw up ahead a couple of dragons.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ve burnt dat fillage goot!" Said the dragon that burned

down Kenneth and Ramgam's village. He was purple and reddish and had two small horns

on his head he was about 7'0 tall.

"Now fyer Lexington!" Said a smaller and bluer dragon.

"Hey, look its a couple of kids! Lets play vit daym!" They walked closer to Kenneth and

the gang and then said,

"Hey kitties, vant to play vit us?" Kenneth then looked at them and remembered his

village burn before his eyes. Ramgam remembered the dragon fleeing after getting his

butt kicked by him and Kenneth. Tony then remembers his dad telling the dragon to burn

down that same village, because Professor Blade was experimenting with cloning and

was successful.

"Ramgam, I get the big one." Said Kenneth focused on how he will kill the dragon.

"Fine." Said Ramgam. They flew up and charged at the dragons while Mim and Tony just

shrugged and watched. Kenneth punched the dragon that burned his village down in the

face five times, six times in the stomach, and then kicked him in the face to cause him to

fall back.

"Ich brauche ein Glass Mineral Wasser!" Said the dragon that burned down their village.

He then took out a glass and filled it with mineral water. He drank it then he started to

grow and his color changed from purplish red to reddish purple. It grew from 7'0 to 10'5.

His horns went from dull to very sharp and his tail grew twenty feet long.

'Maybe he is really slow now...?' Thought Kenneth. The dragon then started to run the

next thing Kenneth saw was the dragon crashing into a road sign. The road sign said

'narrow curve ahead'. The dragon fell down onto the ground and died. The body

decintegrated. Ramgam fought the other dragon; he flew around it and then charged into

his torso and came out the other side causing a torso wound, causing the dragon to bleed

badly. It bled from its nose, mouth and torso. Ramgam then stood it up, and took out his

sword and slashed it in half. And it died as well. After the battle Kenneth and gang

continued to walk along the road. They finally reached another sign, it had been about

five days since they saw one. The sign read 'Lexington five miles'. At this point all of

them were sweaty, smelly, dirty, their hair was greasy, they were very hungry and thirsty,

flies were starting to follow them. After three more days of walking they reached another

sign that read 'Lexington two miles'. They were starting to lose hope, with Kenneth and

Mim still holding hands as they walk, all smelly and disgusting by now. About two more

days they finally arrived in Lexington. They all had stars in their eyes, those stars

twinkled as they all headed towards the nearest shower stalls. They all took showers and

relieved themselves of dirt and grease. After the showers they were all happy and gitty

again. The cashier for the showers said to them,

"HEY! You guys! You must pay or I will break yer fricken ahm!"

"OH! He did NOT just say that!" Exclaimed Ramgam as he made a fist.

"Ramgam, you don't want the same rep here as Plaistow do you!?" Said Kenneth stopping

Ramgam from attacking.

"C'mon I'll pay him and we can go." Said Tony with lots of money left from the million

he stole.

"Here's two chips." Said Tony giving him two chips.

"TWO CHIPS!? THATS NOT ENOUGH!"

"Don't have a heart attack buddy." Said Kenneth making fun of him.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PUNKS THAT PAY A QUARTER OF THE

PRICE?"

"Nope." Said Tony.

"No." Said Kenneth.

"Not a clue." Said Ramgam.

"THEY GET SHOT!" The cashier said as he pulled out a pistol. He shot bullets at them

all, Tony ducked, Ramgam jumped up and did a split, and Kenneth teleported behind

him. Kenneth then punched him in the back, Ramgam then slashed the gun out of his

hands and cuts his head off while Tony shoots an arrow through his abdomen. They

exited the shower stalls.

Chapter 29:
They were outside the shower stalls when Mim came

out. She wasn't wearing a bra and wearing a very tight shirt. All three guys looked at her

with her hair completely down from the shower and their mouths dropped. She was

absolutely beautiful! Her hair was long and still wet from the shower. Her shirt was one

size too small and her shorts were not even to her knees.

"Hey guys what's up?" She came out all innocently and said and of course they replied,

"Nothing, nothing at all, we didn't kill anyone or nothing!" They walked through the town

until they got to a sign, it read 'you are now entering West Lexington'.

"West Lexington! There's more than one part!?" Kenneth said in confusion.

"Yeah, Plaistow isn't the only one that split into parts. They entered West Lexington, it

was more of the slums compared to East Lexington, where they just were. They were

wandering aimlessly through town and then they saw up in a building, the shadows of a

man strangling another man. Kenneth and the gang acted fast to it. Kenneth, Ramgam

and Mim all flew up and into the ceiling, while Tony took the stairs.

"Not so fast....Mojo!?" All four said at the same time.

"AHAHAHAHAA! That Edipus!" Said Mojo not noticing the kids yet. That strangled

man they saw was the TV, the TV is at an angle so you can watch it from outside.

"MOJO!" They all screamed as they ran towards him to give him a hug, even Tony.

"Kids! You found me! I thought I would've never seen you again since I sent you to

Europe and the war broke out. Most of Plaistow has been destroyed by Europe, its awful!

But I have two friends that work for the American government, or whats left of it, I guess

I should say the Massachusetts government." Then a siren went off and an announcement

was said,

"Red alert: European troops are attacking, they just arrived on the shore of Boston, all

troops East and West report to the buses to get to Boston as soon as possible!"

Meanwhile with the troops in Boston:

Troops from Lexington arrive in Boston and shoot with their machine guns.

Bullets hit Europeans and they fall to the ground in agony. Holes in their torsos and

heads, blood gushing out. Europeans with bazookas shoot them into crowds of

Americans and kill them all, blood guts and limbs fly everywhere and cover the shore

with red. Europeans stab Americans with swords, into the gut, through the back and off

with the head. Americans shoot bazookas at groups of Europeans and blood guts and

limbs fly into the water, turning it a pale purple. Americans cut Europeans in half with

their swords. Skulls without bodies, arms without torsos, blood without a body, guts

without a cover, dead bodies everywhere, people screaming people falling people dying.

"I still don't understand why Europe is attacking us." Said Kenneth naively.

"Well sit down kids, have I got the story for you all."

"It all started in the year 2021, when B.A.D first started became the

powerful bastards they are now. First they took over Norway, then its bordering countries

like France, Germany, Portugal, Austria, Poland, Belgium and Spain. Then it spread

even further until all of Europe

was taken over by B.A.D. Attempting to take over America in 2040, we had a terrible

war, even though we won, the American economy fell drastically lower than ever, thats

why it is the multiple individual states they are now, even though we still have a

president, but it won't be long until we over throw him I'm guessing. When the American

leader got mad at the European leader, war was declared and now the terrorists are

everywhere killing Americans everywhere."

"Oh...thats so sad!" Said Kenneth.

"Well, we must stop them, Tony its time to once and for all confront your father!" Said

Ramgam.

"Right." Said Tony agreeing.

"Only one small problem boys....they want my head on a silver platter, so you kids go

alone I trust you will not fail, I have tought you all well." Kenneth then teleported them

all to a part in Norway. It was the Mob H.Q. They entered. They were ambushed by

terrorists, but Kenneth and the gang, kicked, punched and blasted their way through.

Ramgam and Kenneth got to Big Tony's room first. Ramgam drew his sword, Kenneth

got into a fighting pose.

"So boys, you came to end this war?" Said Big Tony

Chapter 30:
Big Tony got up from his comfy chair and started to

laugh. It was a creepy laugh, it had a very evil tone. Big Tony is 6'0, he is large and

weighs about 350 pounds. He wears a tie and a top hat. His clothes are all blue. And his

shoes are black.

"Draw your weapon!" Ramgam said as Tony and Mim came to back them up. Tony drew

his bow and arrow.

"Fine then, just remember I am not responsible for the big ones demise." Ramgam and

Tony then charged him, Tony shot an arrow while Ramgam slashed his sword at him. Big

Tony cought the arrow in midair and broke it in half at the same time he grabbed the

sword stopping it and then threw Ramgam off of it. Then Kenneth flew at Big Tony, but

he ducked and Kenneth flew onto the ground. Mim then grabbed a few blaster bombs

from the shelf and threw them at Big Tony. He dodged them and the bombs blew up on

Ramgam and Kenneth. Tony avoided it and shot an arrow at his old man, it hit his neck

and finally killed him.

"Goodbye you bastard!" Said Tony.

"K...k...k...KENNETH!!!!" Mim screamed as she started to cry because of Kenneth dying.

In The Dead World:

Kenneth and Ramgam's souls travel through a portal. The portal is purple and blue swirls

with the middle of the darkest black color. As they fly faster and faster, the swirls spin

faster and faster. Kenneth and Ramgam don't have physical bodies, they are now ghost-

like souls. They have arms, and faces, but below their torso is a curve like a snake or a

worm,

except it swirls all the time. The portal finally stopped and they then landed on a giant

scale. It was green with light blue bumps. They ran across it and noticed allot of other

souls from around the world waiting in a line. They waited and looked around. They

were surrounded by clouds both up and down. Above Kenneth and Ramgam's heads were

yellow halos. They waited for never-ending hours until it was Kenneth's turn to talk to the

Dead World Master. He is larger than the Earth itself, has a gotee and wears overalls. He

has a large hammer in one hand and a pencil in the other. With a checklist on his desk.

"Your name?" Asked the Dead World Master, with a deep masculine voice.

"Ummm...Kenneth Blade sir." Said Kenneth very scared.

"Ah yes, Kenneth, killed by B.A.D's president, you lived a pure life yes very pure indeed.

Ok, your in, go to the left, that's the good people side.

"Th...thank you sir." Said Kenneth as he flew over to the left.

"NEXT!" Said the Dead World Master.

"Umm...Ramgam B..Blade sir." Said Ramgam equally scared.

"Ah yes, Ramgam the slightly younger brother-clone-thing. You live quite a pure life,

except those people you killed on those planes. But I know how much you love your

brother so go to the left."

"Oh thank you sir!" Ramgam said as he ran over to the left and cought up with Kenneth.

They entered the good place, it was wonderful, a nice paradise. It had hot tubs, hot girls,

strong men, confident people, great fighters and all the food you can eat.

"Next!" Said the Master.

"Uhh the names Big Tony!'

"Ah yes, Mr. B.A.D! You tortured, stole, killed and hated your son. You are a loser! Go to

the right, thats the bad people side!"

"B...b...but!"

"No buts!" Screamed the Master. Tony then flew over to the right and entered. It was the

direct opposite of a paradise, there were people in chains, people being killed again and

again by the guillotine, ropes, guns etc. The ugliest and meanest people were here.

Meanwhile back on Earth:

"We have to get back to Lexington!" Said Tony.

"But how!? Kenneth died and his hat went with him." Tony then evilly grinned and said,

"I'll find a way!" They then went to an airport. The flight attendant said

"Sorry I can't give you a ticket for America, terrorists only!"

"Lady, I am the HEAD of B.A.D, thats right Tony Senior died!"

"Ohhh! So sorry of me, please forgive me sir! Here take them....for free!" She then

handed him two first class tickets to America. Tony and Mim then got on the plane and

flew back. They got back to Lexington and back to where Mojo lives. They saw him

battling a terrorist, so they decided to watch since he's skilled.

"GORGAN BLAST!" Screamed Mojo as he shot a swirl of black and pink energy at the

terrorist. But the terrorist shot a gun at him before that. Tony screamed,

"MOJO WATCH OUT!" But it was too late, Mojo had been shot in the gut, and he fell to

the ground. And started to cough up blood.

"There....there's a way to....to bring the...them back from the....dead its a....its a

wish....wishing star locat.....located in....in flo...Florida.....goodbye..." He then died. Mim

and Tony both shead tears.

Chapter 31:
Its now the year 2068, the war with Europe has been going on for a year

now. The fall of the American Government increases. The states slowly seceded from the

union. The three most powerful states took

those seceded ones over. Florida took over most of the southern states, California took

over the western states and New York took over the northern states except for

Massachusetts and New Hampshire. The president of the U.S is no more, he was

overthrown finally, the states have become individual once again. The terrorist

population is higher than ever. Japan owns Hawaii, and Canada owns Alaska.

We now go back to the Dead World. Kenneth and Ramgam are enjoying their

dead lives. They even met back up with Professor Blade. They were so happy when they

saw him again. He didn't change except for being a soul now. Mojo even joined them.

Mojo and Professor Blade became aquatinted.

"Man Kenneth, I miss Tony and Mim and Earth." Said Ramgam.

"Yeah...me too I wish there was a way to go back to life."

"Well boys, you're in luck, before I died I told Tony and Mim that there is a wishing star

in Miami, Florida that will get you back."

"Oooooo! I hope they find it!" Said Kenneth

"Me too, you two have special skills, your time of death shouldn't be yet."

Meanwhile: Tony and Mim are in Miami, digging holes looking for the

star.

"Man, we been here for days searching for that damn thing Mim! Let's find a food stand

or something!"

"Bitch, bitch, bitch! Fine I saw one a mile back." Said Mim in disgust. They went back to

that stand and ordered some food. The man was short and old. His skin was very tan and

he had gray hair. The stand had everything, guns, food, drinks, toys, medicine, tampons,

wishing stars.

"Hey Tony." Whispered Mim.

"Yeah?"

"Look, a star, do you think THAT is the wishing star?"

"Maybe lets buy it anyway."

"Hey, sir, how much for the star?"

"This thing, eck its been sitting here for years, you can have it for free, some guy dug it

up and sold it here. But I see no value in it now, its old.

"Thanks sir." Said Mim.

"No problem, take care now!" The store man said as they started to head back towards

the desert there were in.

"Hey there's some words on it.." Said Tony.

"Well read them!"

"Ok, uh das henchen ist eenie tortee." Tony said trying to read them out loud.

"No no no! Like this! Das Henchen ist eineTorte!" The star began to glow, it flew out of

Mim's hands and went onto the ground. A bluish green smoke came out of it and it rose

to fifty hundred feet in the air, that smoke turned into a three hundred foot monkey.

The wishing star's monkey

The monkey rose from the bluish green smoke. It could speak.

"You may get three wishes!" She said impatiently.

"Ok I wish Kenneth and Ramgam Blade back from the dead!" Said Mim.

"Hold it! One person back from the dead per wish!"

"Ok well thats two of my wishes!"

"Puh fine! But you will have to find them somewhere in this world, or would you like

them personally delivered here for your last wish?"

"Yes."

"Uh! What a waste, ok granted see you later!" The monkey then shrunk into nothing but

the smoke and then into the star again, the star then flew into the sky and sparkled.

Meanwhile in the Dead World:

Kenneth and Ramgam started to go back into the portal, their halos disappeared

and they slowly got their bodies back. When they exited the portal they came out to see

Tony and Mim. They all reunited. Then Mim and Kenneth did some catching up on a

hill.

"Kenny, lets get married."

"What we're only 17."

"No, I mean in a year, when we are 18."

"Ok, its a date." They then kissed and went to sleep.

Epilogue:

Kenneth and Mim got married a year later and found a nice place back in Plaistow. The

war between Europe and America stopped, but terrorists still roam around in America

slowly taking over. Tony had gone his separate ways to kill any terrorists he came in

contact with. Ramgam went his separate way. Six years later Kenneth and Mim have a

daughter, Sonya, but they give her the last name of Snooty, because too many people are

after the "Blades". They lived happily in the ruins of Anto Town, Plaistow, rebuilding all

of Plaistow.

THE END OF BOOK 1

All characters and this book itself is a trademark of Ganico, anything that is copied or

used without permission is considered a felony and you can be sued or arrested for it.

Copy right 2002-2003

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Extras:
2008
Tony born
2009
Mojo born/Tony 1

2016
James born/Mojo 7/Tony 8

2021
James 5/Mojo 12/Tony 13-Tony's father and the Great B.A.D War
2022
James 6/Mojo13/Tony14. The fall of B.AD.
2027
James 11/Mojo 18/Tony 19/slump of B.A.D

2052-Begining of the fall of American govt. and all others./The rise of B.A.D
James 36/Mojo 43/Tony 44/ Kenneth and Ramgam are "born"/Tony JR is born At the end of the year.
2053
James 27/Mojo 44/TonySR 45/ Kenneth, Ramgam, Tony1/Mim is born(at the start of the year close to Kenneth, Ramgam, Tony's birthday).

2056
James 40 dies/Mojo47/TonySR 48/ Kenneth, Ramgam and Tony 4/Mim 3

2061 Start of the Second B.A.D War

2062
Mojo 47 dies/ TonySR 48 dies/Kenneth, Ramgam(dies but brought back months later), Tony 17/Mim 16(but 17 soon)

2063
Kenneth, Ramgam, Tony, Mim 18- Mim and Kenneth Marry, Ramgam finds yellow stone.

2076
Kenneth, Ramgam, Tony, Mim 24/Sonya is born-new chemical made for newborns to enhance strength and learning abilities. Tony is new B.A.D Leader./Blades is born. Ramgam finds green stone.

2085
Kenneth, Ramgam, Tony, Mim 29/Sonya, Blades 3/Jack is born/
2088
Kenneth, Ramgam, Tony, Mim 32/Sonya, Blades 6 /Jack 3/ Garfield as smart as an adult.

Jack and Sonya gets pet turtles.

2091
Kenneth, Ramgam Tony, Mim 35/Sonya, Blades 9/Jack 6 /Garfield is "Born".

2095
Kenneth, Ramgam(died), Tony, Mim(died) 37/Sonya, Blades 15/Jack10/ Garfield is evil and can fight well. Jack learns how to use a clone machine and a genetic changer.

2096
Kenneth(turned into cool chameleon) Anti-Mob is established. American government at full destroyness. Blades mutated into a shark like creature.

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Dictionary(all words you may not have understood)
Apparition- (N) A ghostly figure; a specter

Aura-(N) Any subtile, invisible emanation, effluvium, or exhalation from a substance, as the aroma of flowers, the odor of the blood, a supposed fertilizing emanation from the pollen of flowers, etc.

Beam- (energy)- A ray or shaft of light.

Bin- (German) The German way to say "am"

Blast- (energy)- An explosive charge

Bretzel- (German) The German way to say "pretzel"

Brauche- (German) A form of the German word "Brauchen" It means "to need."

Burnt (German accent) A version of the word "burned" except spelled with a German accent.

Cann(German) The German way to say "Can"

Clone-A DNA sequence, such as a gene, that is transferred from one organism to another and replicated by genetic engineering techniques.

Cure(spell)- A spell used in witchcraft. It heals people to their full health.

Das- (German) A German form of "the"

Dat- (German accent) "That" with a German accent.

Daym- (German accent) "Them" with a German accent.

Definitely- Clearly defined; explicitly precise

Disintegrate-To become reduced to components, fragments, or particles

Dojo-A school for training in Japanese arts of self-defense, such as judo and karate.

Epidus-

Ein-(German) A German form of "a"

Fillage- (German accent) The word "Village" with a German accent.

Forfeit-Something surrendered or subject to surrender as punishment for a crime, an offense, an error, or a breach of contract.

Fyer- (German) The German word for "for"

Guard- To supervise entry or exit through; keep watch at

Glass-(German) The German word for "glass"

Goot-(German) The German word for "good" (I spelt it the english way in the book).

Guillotine-A device consisting of a heavy blade held aloft between upright guides and dropped to behead the victim below.

Henchen-(German) The German word for "chicken"

Human Clone Maker- A fictional machine that takes DNA and Genes from a petri dish and zaps them altogether into the form of a human.

Greek Mythology. The many-headed monster that was slain by Hercules.

Ich-(German) The German word for "I"

Ist-(German) The German word for "is"

Ki- Energy that is rumored to be in everything and everyone.

Liera-(German) The German word for teacher. (I spelt it the english way in the book)

Magic- The practice of using charms, spells, or rituals to attempt to produce supernatural effects or control events in nature.

Market place-. A public place (as an open space in a town) or a large building, where a market is held; a market place or market house; esp., a place where provisions are sold.

Martial Art-Any of several Asian arts of combat or self-defense, such as aikido, karate, judo, or tae kwon do, usually practiced as sport. Often used in the plural.

Meditation-A contemplative discourse, usually on a religious or philosophical subject.

Mime-To portray characters and situations by gesture and body movement.

Mime Dynamite- An invisible piece of dynamite that mimes use to blow things up (fictional)

Mime Rope- An invisible piece of rope that mimes use to tie or hold things.

Mime Safe- An invisible safe that mimes keep their invisible money in. (fictional)

Mime Shelf- An invisible shelf that mimes use to keep their things on. (fictional)

Mime Stairs- Invisible stairs that mimes use to walk into the second floor of their invisible houses. (fictional)

Mime wall- An invisible wall that mimes use to hold up their invisible houses. (fictional)

Mineral Wasser- (German) The German word for "Mineral water"

N.H-Abbreviated for New Hampshire

Psi-(energy)-

Sais- An ancient weapon of Japan, used for plowing rice. Also an efficient weapon in the martial arts.

Sprechen(German) The German word for "Speak"

Sweinen(German) The German word for "pigs"

Torte(German) The German word for "Tart"

Vant(German accent) "Want" with a German accent. (Not an actual German word)

Ve(German accent) "We" with a German accent. (Not an actual German word)

Vit(German accent) "With" with a German accent. (Not an actual German word)

Warden- The chief administrative official of a prison.

Wurst(German) The German word for "Sausage"

Zorri(German accent) "Sorry" with a German accent. (Not an actual German word)

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Professor Blade Special: The history behind the genius...
The Professor Blade Special

Its the year 2016, on January 25th, a boy named Jamerson Michael Blade is born.

His parents Heidi and Frank Blade are very happy he was born.

"Mr. and Mrs. Blade," the doctor said.

"Young Jamerson can grow up to become the greatest scientist ever! He is a genius."

"Oh that is wonderful Doctor, our son, a genius, oh honey we must celebrate as soon as

we get out of the hospital, call my parents, call yours, call everyone we know, to tell

them a thing of one, a genius is our son!"

A few years later when Jamerson was about five years old he went to sixth grade.

The kids didn't take to kindly to his genius mind. They were jealous and mean to him.

They picked on him, called him names and shoved him in lockers. There was one sixth

grader that didn't hate him. He was a very honorable man, he was currently being trained

by his father, Jojo of the Dojo. Mojo was currently a black belt level one. Since

Jamerson was so little, Mojo decided to be his body guard. Overtime Mojo and Jamerson,

later known as James, became best of friends. They did everything together, sleep overs,

training, lab physics, karate, math, getting a black belt, getting a science scholarship.

Mojo's parents were the ones that brought them to fun places like Charles Cheeser's and

Mayflower Lanes. James' parents were the ones that gave them some money to rent video

games and movies.

At age eleven when James and Mojo were in twelfth grade, they were

sad that they had to split up. Since Mojo owned his father's dojo now and James was

going to College to become a scientist. Ten years later in 2037, Mojo is twenty-one. He

has a Master's degree in science and he is now working on some inventions of his own.

He has created his greatest one yet, a cloning machine, all he needs is some DNA and he

will be able to genetically clone a human. The DNA consists of many martial artists from

around the world that have championships.

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Mojo's Childhood

Its the year 2009, on a rainy day in April. The temperature is warm and the

shadow of the night is upon Jojo and Gigi. Gigi has been in labour for quite a while now

and Jojo is hoping to get a son. They are in the hospital and the doctors are telling her to

relax. Then at approximately 11:59PM the baby decides to come out. The doctors get

ready to catch the baby and she pushes with all her might. Her vagina hole widens as the

a head slowly starts to come out. Pain runs through the air in screams and cries of

suffering and joy happen at the same time. The baby's body slowly comes out with the

vagina hole opening more and more and more screams coming from Gigi. Then finally

the baby is out and the pain stops. The baby is crying and covered in vaginal fluids and

blood. The blood gives his skin a red coating. The embilical chord is cut and Gigi is

holding her baby in her arms covered in a towel. She smiles as tears of joy run down her

cheek.

"Hey Jojo, our new son. What should we name him?"

"Hmmm, how about Mojo!"

"Mojo? Well if your father says Mojo is your name, than Mojo shall be your name!" They

took him home a few days later and they got to work on making their house baby proof.

A few years later when Mojo is able to speak and walk his father gets him straight into

Martial Arts.

"I have confidence in you boy, someday you will take out armies of Mobsters I swear!"

His father said as he began to teach basic punches and kicks. In a half a year Mojo cought

on so fast that he was able to perform ki attacks easily. He is about five years old now.

His parents send him to a karate class for kindergarten. Mojo dominates the class and

becomes the teacher quite fast.

Years pass and it is time for Mojo to attend a regular school. With schools come

bullies and in this school there was a terrible bully always lending money and asking for

it back the next day with interest. His name is Tony. He is the son of the terrorist organization B.A.D. He is a year older than Mojo. He is in the second grade and Mojo is

now in first. Mojo sees him

pounding kids for money, Mojo quietly sneaks over and hides behind a jungle gym to get

a closer glance. He then runs stealthily over to the big slide to get about 10 feet away.
then runs in back of him and taps him on the shoulder.

"Scuse me sir, but why are you hurting these innocent students?"

"What the hell is THIS!? Some new foreign exchange student from the British Islands or

something?"

"No, I am just a regular first grader like my fellow classmates you are pounding, please

stop or I will be forced to use force."

"Please stop or I will be forced to use force!" Mimicked Tony, as he continued to smack

children around some more to piss Mojo off.

"THAT IS IT! UNHAND HIM OR ELSE, I WARN YOU!"

"OHHH NOOOOO I'M SO SCARED!"

"Ok then, put up your dukes and fight me like an honorable man!" Mojo said getting into

a fighting pose no one from the elementary school has seen before."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! You don't know WHO I am do YOU?" Tony said as he

slammed the child down and the child ran for her life.

"Hajipogo slam!" Mojo screamed as he walked backwards then speeded forwards

towards Tony and then jumped up, he then did a flip in the air and put his fist facing

down, he then landed into Tony's head slamming Tony into the ground as Mojo jumped

back on his feet unharmed.

"WAAAAHHHH! HE HURT ME BADLY WAAAAAHHHH!"

"That will teach you! You crybaby, money stealing, booby!" The rivalry between Mojo

and Tony heated more and more as the years went on. Mojo is now in the 6th grade. Tony

in 7th. There is a new boy in school who happens to be so smart he skipped a few grades.

His name is Jamerson Blade. Mojo and him became great friends, as Tony and his friends

disposed both characters. Mojo introduced Jamerson to Martial Arts, so he could defend

himself against the "Bullies of the Junior High" and Jamerson introduced Mojo into

science so he could get great grades in both math and science, the subjects he lacks. They

became the best of friends. Tony became more and more in despite and one day he sent

ten lackeys after Jamerson to threaten him,

"If you don't stop hangin' out with Mojo, then we are going to have to kill the ones you

love and destroy the things you own." Jamerson then tried defending himself but there

were too many and then he was shot, on the shoulder. After he was shot and bleeding he

went to the Hospital. Mojo heard and ran over. They talked and decided that never again

will this happen to anyone. Mojo decided to fight them all and beat them all to death.

they all died, except for Tony. He escaped and was never seen again-for a while.

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The Tony Special: The History behind the evilness.
The Tony Special

It was a stale morning in October 27th, 2008. At 5:00am. Cassandra Aviarti, the

mother of this new baby. She is going through a brief labour and at approximately 6:00am,

Antonio Aviarti is born prematurely. She cries because she did not want him. A few hours

later the father, Antonio Aviarti Senior takes him from her and says,

"Excellent, he looks like he will make a terrorist leader someday." The doctor then

comes in, with his clipboard and his pen laid on top of his ear.

"Hello Mr. Aviarti, your son is doing fine since the birth."

"What was wrong with his birth?" He said nervously.

"Well, he was born a month early sir...I'm sorry, but he is doing fine now."

"Oh, well he will still become a great leader...of a marching band..that's right

A MARCHING BAND!"

"Uhh sir maybe you should go back to the waiting room we will give you the boy as soon

as possible to go home."

"Grrrr!" Tony said as he slowly walked out glaring meanly at the doctor. They took him

home. Tony then went into his office to shine his guns and count his stolen money.

Cassandra lay in her bed with the baby. Tony spends quality time with the baby, and as he

grows Tony teaches him to steal, bully and not to take crap from anyone. Tony's son is

now three years old. They send him to a preschool. Thats when he first becomes a bully.

He bullies everyone for their snacks and toys. One day the preschool teacher, Ms.

Pischella, called Tony on the phone and asked him to come in for a meeting about young

Tony. He did and she said,

"Hi, I'm Mrs. Pischella and I will jus get straight to the point. You see Mr. Aviarti, Tony

bullies all the kids for their toys and snacks. And well they always go home crying and

we get phone calls from other parents. Infact some have taken their children out of the

scho..." Tony then put his hands on her mouth an said,

"Shut up wench...I will take care of the problem, and remember to treat my child with

respect or I will be forced to use necessary precaution." He said as he grabbed his pistol

and pointed it at her. She then started to get nervous and said,

"Oh...ok...I'm so sorry Mr. Aviarti...dismissed!" She then got up and ran for the door,

before she got to it; Tony shot her in the head with his silenced pistol. He then took her

dead carcass and put it in the closet. As the years passed and teachers mysteriously

"disappeared." Tony grew up and became the most feared kid on the playground. Until

one

day in 2nd grade, a first grade boy named Mojo stood up to him. Its the year 2016, Tony

has become well respected by the fear of the children and his teachers fear his Father.

Mojo stood up to him one day, he looked him straight in the eye and said

"Hey man, I don't like what you're doing to all these kids." Tony looked around and

laughed and said

"Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?"

"I will be forced to use some action!"

"HAH! Like what!?" Mojo then jumped into the air and kicked Tony in the head. Tony

went flying into a wall. He got mad, but instead started to cry because no one's ever done

that before. He went home and told his dad. His dad was furious some punk decided to

beat on his son. His dad couldn't do anything since Tony did not know this punk's name.

The rivalry between Tony and Mojo continued from then on until the end of their

school career. In 7th grade Tony's father went to war with Mojo's father. The Great

Terrorist War.

Ninjas vs Terrorists. The war even continued in school, Tony and his lackeys vs Mojo, the

New Smart Kid James, and the ninjas. In 2026 Tony sent a few lackeys after James to get

to Mojo. They beat the crap out of him and Mojo was furious. Tony then graduated from

High school and after the death of his Mother and Father, he took over B.A.D. Mojo

was never seen again for a long time and Tony hoped to take B.A.D out of the slump it

was in.

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The Tony Jr. special: The history behind the messed up kid...

The Tony JR Special(The "good" Tony in the book)

After Tony lost the Terrorist war, he met a girl, like his father she is not married to

him and he decided to sow his royal oats on her. It is now December 5th, 2052 and its a

sunny morning. Harriet, the new mother is going through labor at the Hospital. The

doctors are getting ready for the baby to come out, while Tony just sits in the waiting

room reading a "B.A.D Times." She is now in serious pain. She is screaming and holding

on to a doctors arm. The head pops out. She pushes and breathes and pushes and

breathes. Finally he is born. She names him Tony, because that is the name all sons of the

B.A.D are named Tony for a long time. They brought him home. Tony decided to want to

teach

him all the evil deeds his dad tought him. Tony grew up basically the same way his father

was. Except there wasn't any brat that stood up to him. And he was actually respected

because he wasn't half as mean. In the eighth grade, Tony ran away because he witnessed

his father killing his mother. He ran away and a year later he met a boy that saved his life

when he was walking a dog for some cash. Then he met that boys twin in Anto Town.

They all became friends and the rest is history.

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The bat special...how they started to exist.

Its the year 2027, James is eleven years old. And the science fair is close. He is

working on his greatest creation yet, a talking fighting bat. He has put a few genes in this

bat and has been working on it for months. It is black and has razor sharp fangs. Its dead

of course, but he is going to reincarnate it and breed it. After many hours working hard,

he finally achieves the talking intelligent bat. He then took another bat of the opposite

sex which is Male. And he bred them. Soon enough he had a colony full of intelligent

bats, but he noticed that they are hermaphroditic. And they separate themselves FeBats

and bats (which are male). He brought one of each kind to the science fair. There were

lots of great inventions but his won first place. Soon enough he has hundreds of them. He

decides to release them in the woods near Anto Town. They soon enough made colonies

of their own and split into two groups, FeBat land and Bat land

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The Great Terrorist War

The year is 2021, Jamerson is 5, enters the sixth grade. Mojo is 12 he too is in

the sixth grade. And Tony JR, he's in seventh. His father, Tony SR, has confronted

himself in a war between the Terrorists and Jojo's ninjas. It started on September 8th,

2020, this was when Jojo was being harassed by Tony because his son beat up Tony JR.

Jojo did not like this one bit, so he sent over a few ninjas to set him straight. When they

arrived they were killed by his terrorists. This infiltration went on until June, 8th 2021.

Tony had declared war on Jojo. Jojo excepted and the war was on. The first major battle

happened the next day. In Plaistow, New Hampshire. At the town hall they both had one

hundred men lined up. Jojo's ninjas with stars and swords. Tony's terrorists with guns and

grenades. They fired and every minute two men would die from each side. In fifty

minutes all of their men have died, making it a stale mate. With blood and guts and body

limbs all over the park, the first battle was a terrible one. Tony went back to his lair and

decided he wanted to take this more south. The achievement for him winning the war

would be world domination. Jojo went back to his house, the achievement for him

winning the war would be stopping the domination. The American Government tried

stopping this from happening by locking Tony up three years ago, but he escaped and is

much to smart. Many battles turned into stalemates. With tons of deaths. 16, 17, and even

18 year olds. Dead all dead. Jojo went back to his lair and warned all the other Dojos in

the nation about B.A.D. They readied their men. Tony told all his terrorist friends in

America to attack any dojos. The Terrorist war has now officially started. On June 19th

the next major battle in Chatsworth, Georgia. With over 3 thousand ninjas and 4

thousand

terrorists. The ninjas have a big utility base and the terrorists want it. Jojo orders the

ninjas to attack and

even out numbered they slaughtered three quarters of the men. It was the first major

victory for the ninjas. After that battle the ninjas won every confrontation. Until October,

8th 2021. The terrorists had decided to do a sneak attack at 3:32 AM. They slaughtered

almost every ninja in the base. They had won the base over. Jojo and the other Dojo

masters were forced to flee and find more recruits. But then the American Government

decided to get involved, they sent in soldiers to take out the terrorists and within twenty-

four hours, the terrorists had failed and lost everything. Jojo had won the war and

stopped B.A.D's world domination. B.A.D had fallen and everything was going good.

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The Fighting Tournament Special Part one
(This is the extra cut out battles that were in the original plot of the book).

The Announcer steps up to the podium, he grabs the microphone and begins to talk.

"Welcome! It's time for the fighting and ki part of MOJO'S 30TH TOURNAMENT!" He

steps onto the ring, which is a blue mat and says

"First we have Selaps Vs Suriv! FIGHT!" Selaps is a young man around 18 with an Elvis

like hairdo with a level seven black belt. Suriv is a young man around 20 who has a level

eight belt and has golden spiked hair with a mean gleam in his eye. They start fighting,

Selaps punches him in the face, he punches him back. Selaps drop kicks his head, he

picks himself back up.

"Time to use some ki!" Suriv says.

"VIRAL INFECTION!" Suriv says as he shoots a multi-colored beam of ki over Selaps's

head. It covers Selaps from head to toe and Selaps explodes with blood and guts and

bones splattering all over the audience. Suriv bows to the audience as Mojo runs up to

him and says

"FIGHT WINNER!" The janitors then come and clean up the mat and dry it getting it

ready for the next match. The announcer steps up once more and says

"WOW! What a great match! On to the next one!" With the crowd cheering wildly the

next two fighters step into the ring.

"Next up is Kenneth Vs. Lust! FIGHT!" Kenneth is the young 11 year old boy with a

teleportation hat and speed shoes. Lust is a dark man with dreadlocks and a level 6 belt.

They start to battle, Kenneth runs up at top speed and punches Lust in the face. Lust

recovers fast and then tries to punch Kenneth, but Kenneth teleports and kicks him in the

back. Lust stands still in paralysis, Kenneth then says

"Cycon Laser!" As he shoots his newly powered Ki attack. It hits Lust full power and Lust

goes down to the ground. Mojo goes over to Kenneth and holds up his arm and says

"Fight winner!" The announcer then walks back onto the mat. He then announces the

next fight.

"Next up is Serb VS Ret!" The crowd cheers as Serb first walks out. She has long golden

blonde hair with barrettes. Her ninja suit is pink with a level 6 black belt. Her breasts are

the size of two large melons. Then the crowd cheers just as loud for Ret. He has green

spiked up hair. Black sunglasses and a level 4 black belt. The announcer looks at both of

them and says

"FIGHT!" Ret makes the first move, he puts his hands together and they glow a light

blue. He then yells

"BUBBLE!" After that bubbles float out of his hands and he shoots them at Serb. She

ducks and then puts her hands together and says

"Celpes Aura!" A blue beam shoots at Ret. The beam covers his body and he freezes for a

few minutes. She then turns the Aura off him. He then frowns and gets angered, his facial

expression is so mad there is not one speck of happy left in him. He then puts his hands

together and says

"GRRR WAVE!" A blue beam comes out of his arms, and then poofs into vapor. She

then creates an aura for herself, it is a reddish orange and her hair goes into the air. She

then charges a blast and says

"Celpes beam!" She then shoots the beam at Ret. It hits him while he is running and he

gets hit and flies into the wall. She then sucks up her blast with his energy and he falls to

the ground in black and white. Mojo goes over to her and says

"Fight Winner!" The announcer goes over to the mat and announces the next fight.

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The Fighting Tournament Special Part two

(This is the extra cut out battles that were in the original plot of the book).

The announcer goes over to the mat and announces the next fight.

"Next is Ramgam VS Tecaf!" Ramgam is the boy with the helmet, and no belt yet. With

the Silver Sword in his sword sheath on his back. Tecaf is a tall man about 6'8, with a

Level 6 black belt and his hair is spiked into three triangles.

"FIGHT!" Ramgam runs over and punches Tecaf, and ducks as Tecaf tries to hit him. He

gets him in the stomach then kicks his head as its down causing Tecaf to go flying. He

falls onto the ground and then says

"That's it!" He powers up a blue beam and says,

"KAAAAAAAMEN CHEEEEEESY STRIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!" It shot at Ramgam with fast

speed it was tipped at the end and pure dark blue. Ramgam smacked it with his hand and

it went into the audience and killed a few people. He then said

"I'll show you a real ki move! RAMGAM BEAM!" He then did his trademark move and

shot the reddish orange beam at Tecaf. Mojo then went over to Ramgam, held his hand

up and said

"FIGHT WINNER!" The announcer then went over to the mat and said

"NEXT IS STEVE VS MIKE!"

Steve is about 5'9 with a buzz-cut. Mike is about 6'6 with bangs down to his nose and

back to his shoulders. The announcer left the mat and gave the ok for them to fight. Mike

ran up and threw the first punch, Steve blocked it. Steve kicked at Mike's face but he

avoided that. It kept on continuing like that for a little while, punch block, kick evade,

headbutt-headbutt, fist to fist, foot to foot. Mike then said,

"All right I can see we are quite equal."

"Yes, we are, this could go on forever."

"Then why don't we just both step out at the same time?"

"Not a bad idea." Said Steve, thinking the same thing Mike was thinking, to act as if he

will step out and at the last second jump back in. And he did. But they both jumped back

in and started to fight some more. Punch, kick, choke, throat, throw, bap, pow,

BALOGNA!!!!!!!! Then someone lurking through the shadows jumped down and

knocked both Mike and Steve out. He has long blonde hair, with a black ninja suit on and

even the mouth gear. His name is Lenny. Mojo was about to declare him the winner but

then Steve and Mike grabbed a leg and pulled and ripped Lenny in half. Since they killed

him they are both out of the tournament.

The announcer walks over to the mat. He then announces after all the great battles it is

time for the semi-finals.

"Next up is Kenneth VS Suriv! FIGHT YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!" Kenneth gets into a

fighting pose, and runs at Suriv's throat. Suriv teleports and then punches Kenneth in the

back. He then powers up an energy blast and says

"VIRAL INFECTION!" Kenneth powers up a blast and says

"CYCON LASER!" They both powered up the blasts and shot them at eachother and they

collided and caused a huge explosion. Smoke filled the room as Kenneth and Suriv still

lurked through the room. The smoke cleared, and they both weren't there. They are both

hanging on flagpoles almost knocked out.

"OH NO! All one of them has to do is jump off the poles and stand on the mat for five

seconds!" The announcer said trying to get some suspense into the air. Kenneth attempted

to jump off first, very tired he slowly walked onto the mat and tried standing up with his

legs wiggling in all directions.

"ONE!" Kenneth almost loses balance.

"TWO!" Kenneth almost falls but picks himself off.

"THREE!" Kenneth stumbles.

"FOUR!" Kenneth wobbles around the mat.

FIVE!...WINNER!" Kenneth falls to the ground. The janitor sweeps Kenneth off the mat.

Mojo picks him up and put him in the healer.

"OK Here we go the next semi-final match!" Serb and Ramgam both enter the mat. They

make eye contact and smile. Both thinking

'May the best person win!' They stepped up waiting for the signal.

"FIGHT!" Ramgam ran and punched her in the face. Her breasts wobbled up and down as

she fell to the ground.

"OOOH! Look at her wobbling defeat! Is she down already!?" She got up and became

mad, she ran over to him and slammed into him with her breasts pressed on his stomach.

'What...what is she doing trying to make me horny!?" She then bear hugged him.

'SHE IS! UHHH SHIT WHAT DO I DO!?' Ramgam thought to himself with the worst

look on his face, he had to think fast or she could win. He then broke the bear hug and

punched her a few more times in the face then kicked her in the breasts to knock her

down. She fainted.

"WOW! What a GREAT BIG match! Ramgam is the winner!"

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End of Specials. Copyright 2003