Love Song For A Banker
My love for you runs strong and deep,
My piggy bank is yours to keep.
I love you 'cos you're cute and funny,
You can have my pocket money.
I love you long I love you hard,
I love you with my credit card.
I love you such a huge amount,
You can use my bank account.
I haven't felt this way in ages,
You can spend my hard earned wages.
You say my name my heart responds,
I'm giving you my premium bonds.
You send me with the way you look,
I'm lending you my savings book.
You sooth away my hyper tension,
You can have my old age pension.
You've cured my worries and my cares,
You can have my stocks and shares.
I think you're the girl for me,
You can wear my jewellery.
I don't need others, you're the best.
I'll take you to my treasure chest.
I'm so happy I could sing.
Say you'll wear my wedding ring.
Life before was bleak and cold,
Now I've got your heart to hold.
You've given me such love and pleasure,
You can have my heart to treasure.