Marc with a c

He reads out the long number of his card,

the sort code, the expiry date, ‘422, Natwest,

Marc with a c, Martin with a y, Jonsson

with no h and two ns, j o n n s o n

brown hair. Capricorn. Car registration

FK22 LRP. Ford Ka. Younger brother

Alasdair. Spelt the Scottish way. Married

twice. Have been to Portugal twice. Bitten

by a dog once. Drinks too much Dr Pepper

Zero. Favourite season Autumn. My favourite

day was Sports Day. I can still do a 5k just about.’