Porcupines

Porcupines with no spines, fish with no fins, birds with no beaks,
mouths with no teeth, feet with no toes, tongues with no twist, sex
aids with no batteries, bishops with no gods, rocks with no roll,
lights with no switch, fists with no punch, curses with no bite, kites
with no strings, ghosts with no sheets, pole dancers with no pole,
lunatics with no madness, cars with no driver, fatties with no bellies,
clouds with no sky, roads with no direction and me.