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What day is it?
Happy? Joyful? Or horrible, miserable blue?
A blue day of course.
The kind of day you crash your car,
Your house burns down,
Your partner leaves you and sends your naked photo to a magazine,
You get flu and sunstroke at the same time,
You ruin your favourite top,
And when you try to relax with a nice cup of tea, you spill boiling
water on your crotch.