How I Learned to Fly

yeah really
ya know?
it was one of those things
like any ole other things
you know
it just sorta happened
.
"what was it?" you ask
.
it was an occurance
a happening
an experience
it was
sensual
.
ha
.
i learned how to fly
not not fly a plane
but FLY!!!
as in FLY
as in flap your arms and go quack quack and
FLY!!!!!
.
like you know
.
whoosh whoosh
superman
.
mighty mouse
.
here i come to save the day
it was i learned
to fly
.
it's really easy
i'm going to put it into a book
i'll make gazillions
.
ha
.
but since
you're all my buddies
and my lovers and all
i'll tell you first
like like
you're own personal private screening.
here goes
.:.
once upon a time
once upon a time there was a little mommy
.
this little mommy wasn't a mommy yet
she was a mommy-to-be
she had a big round belly and a bad back
she was very very happy
she smiled a lot
it was as if she was glowing
.
one day
this mommy-to-be sat in a chair and looked at a big
pink package she had in her lap
.
it was one of many many big pink packages that she had
.
there was even a big pink rolling carriage nearby
.
the mommy-to-be opened the big pink package
"bravo"
she said
.
a big fluffy soft blanket fell out
.
"bravo"
she said
"this will be perfect for my child-to-be
.
one day
the little mommy-to-be pushed and pushed and screamed
and cried
then laughed and laughed and cried
she popped out a little girl
.
she smiled and glowed as she held her little girl
.
"i love this little girl"
she said
.
once upon a time
once upon a time there was a little girl who wrapped
herself up in a big fluffy soft blanket that her mommy
had given her
.
for for for eighteen years
that little girl never let go of her blanket
well
there was one time
at a hotel
when the little girl slept and slept
but
she got a new one and thus went the story
.
but but
when she turned eighteen
she looked at her blanket
then she looked at a poster of n-sync
then she looked at her blanket
then she tossed her blanket
and she kissed that poster of n-sync
.
"ho hum"
said the blanket
.:.

...and that's how i learned to fly
kewl right?
well
off to bed i go
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