CRAB, ICE CREAM AND WINE

i know sometimes that i'm a crab
and you may feel the urge to stab
and hide my body somewhere that's discreet

but other times i'm not a mess
just tender with deliciousness
then i'm the kind of crab you like to eat

i know sometimes i like to whine
and don't know how to toe the line
it makes you so upset that you can't think

but other times i'm oh so sweet
and have a flavor none can beat
then i am like the splendid wine you drink

i know at times i loudly scream
i guess i need to let off steam
it's wrong of me but i don't mean to hurt

but other times i'm creamy moist
and up into your lap you hoist
for i'm the ice cream you crave for dessert

yes, i'm a crab that screams and whines
you often see the warning signs
you start to think you got a rotten deal

but crab and ice cream with some wine
just goes together oh so fine
in fact, i know that it's your favorite meal