WELCOME TO THE CLUB

By moonphish

Mon, 24 Nov 2025

Woman, thrashing on a bed

Face all red. Sweaty head

Out came you and then she said

Welcome to the club

Later, your first day in school

Start to drool. Feel so cool

Teacher reads the golden rule

Welcome to the club

Later, comes your wedding day

You're her prey. On display

Soon she'll be " Do as I say "

Welcome to the club

Later, comes your girls and boys

Making noise. Breaking toys

Love them though their crap annoys

Welcome to the club

Later, comes your very end

Where to send ? Might depend

Maybe somewhere 'round the bend

Welcome to the club