Bfat chance

FAT CHANCE

mr. Brioche arrived home from work
his wife happily cooking his dinner
he said"don't give me too much bread
or i'll never get any thinner"
cause at the office his secratary
whilst taking notes mentioned
"if you were the last man on earth
i'd never want to share your pension"
now being on the larger side
and also quite sensitive
he decided to lose weight
he knew he'd be hard to live with
so using weights swimming daily
trying to get a routine
the fat dropped off easily
he started to look quite keen
back to work at the office
he said"there what do you think of me now"
she said"you pratt it was'nt your fat
you've the personality of a dead cow"