Bestboy

After meetin Bestboy in a chat room where I was seen to openly
invite strangers of all nationalities to my abode with a promise of a
warm yuletide spirit and good humour all round, I invited him
especially to my house on a one to one basis:

bstboy_1 : how about ppl of uk?
EnablingSatyr : yOU CAN STAY TOO BEST BOY- LISTEN I AM IN SUCH A GOOD
MOOD I CAN PICK YOU UP IF YOU LIKE?
bstboy_1 : oh
bstboy_1 : id love to
bstboy_1 : i m not a forengier thoug
bstboy_1 : would u still do it?
EnablingSatyr : Yeah totally, where are you, all are welcome bestboy
not just foreigners.
bstboy_1 : thnx
bstboy_1 : asl first
bstboy_1 : pls
EnablingSatyr : Sure bestboy, 25 m london- kensington.
EnablingSatyr : And u?
bstboy_1 : 20
bstboy_1 : m
bstboy_1 : Richmond
bstboy_1 : u gay?
EnablingSatyr : Where are u?
EnablingSatyr : sorry. ignore that.
bstboy_1 : Richmond
EnablingSatyr : No i am not gay.
bstboy_1 : but i m a male
bstboy_1 : i m not a girl?
bstboy_1 : what shall v do?
EnablingSatyr : I dont give two monkeys. This day only happens once
year and that's the sort of person that I am.
bstboy_1 : what do u mean?
EnablingSatyr : Let us be friends at once.
bstboy_1 : ok
bstboy_1 : deal?
EnablingSatyr : Sure bestboy it's a deal.
bstboy_1 : ok
bstboy_1 : what shall we do ther?
EnablingSatyr : Meet people, there are places we can go and loads of
lovely food to eat.
bstboy_1 : mum
bstboy_1 : sounds alot of work
bstboy_1 : i need a quicky mate
bstboy_1 : now
bstboy_1 : 2nite
EnablingSatyr : What do you mean, a quicky bestboy?
bstboy_1 : i m horny
bstboy_1 : i need someone
bstboy_1 : now
bstboy_1 : i cant go looking 4 one
bstboy_1 : i m8 not find one
EnablingSatyr : What you want me to come and get you?
EnablingSatyr : Relax you will of course.
bstboy_1 has left the conversation.