Flirty Gertie

I WANT TO BE OUTRAGEOUS!

The most enormous flirt

I too could show my tits and bum

and wear a micro-skirt

with earrings up my earlobes

and studs pierced through my nose.

I'd buy high-rise heels to totter on

and sexy, leather clothes.

My make-up would be lurid

and in disco lights I'd bask

But I am so decrepit

I should really wear a mask!