Next Door's Bigs

I was out in the garden, mooching about
pulling some weeds and conversing with sprouts
when a terrible sight bombarded my eyes:
our new neighbour's washing - of gargantuan size!
Enormous knickers, with legs like black holes
and miles of elastic for fabric control.
Whopping great bras with at least ZZ cups
their hooks needing crowbars just to do up
A skirt like a tent, which would house many men
if it blew in your face you'd not get out again
A blouse that could well double up as a sail
with enough left for patching, if caught in a gale
Pyjamas of satin, all shine and bright pink
large ladies should wear sombre colours, I think
Tights which could serve the entire fishing fleet
I've not looked, but she must have really big feet
Two sweaters would have used up the wool of ten herds
but 'skinny rib' style - now that's truly absurd!
Trousers whose legs were as big as the Chunnel
and could always be used as an Underground tunnel.

She must gobble constantly to fill those clothes
if we are what we eat, as the saying goes.