School Dinners

School dinners are disgusting!
All lumpy, green and gooey.
I don't know what we had today
but it was very chewy.
The standard of the cooking
gets worser every day -
the bins are fit to burst by one,
as we throw the muck away.
The local pigs are laughing
they get such a lot to eat,
well they're welcome to my dinner
'cos it smells like cheesy feet!

Author's note: Actually, I always eat my dinner all up, plus any
leftovers - but it wouldn't be cool to admit that, would it?