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Spiders are brilliant! The cream of creepy-crawlies.
They hang down from your ceiling and cruise over your wallies.
But with all those legs about them, you don't know which way they'll
go
and if you are not careful, they will routemarch 'cross your
toes!
They whiz right up your trouser leg, spin webs to block your
path.
They eat smelly flies for breakfast then take a snooze there, in your
bath.
Those king-sized, grotesque hairy ones don't live near me - I'm
glad!
For I've heard that if one bites you, it can make you go quite mad!