Britney and Shania Find Themselves in Outer Space

“Like totally,” said Britney.

“Like totally what, Britney?,” said Shania.

“Like, we’re totally in outer space, Shania,” said Britney.

“Like, ohmygod, that’s like so not cool!,” said Shania.

“Actually, Shania, the temperature of outer space is close to absolute zero,” said Britney.

Shania looked at Britney. “So not cool, Britney,” she said.

“Like I said, Shania...”

“Like ohmygod, Britney, just stop talking, how do you even know these things?”

“Have you ever heard of Google, Shania?”

“Is that, like, a range of lippy?”

“Nah.”

“Eyeliner?”

“Like nah.”

“A celeb goss app?”

“Like ohmygod, Shania, I can’t even talk to you right now.”

“Like, why not, Britney?”

“Because we’re in outer space and I’ve run out of oxygen.”

“Oh.”

[ the end of Britney and Shania (again) ]