Morning After's

When you wake up in the morning and remember what you've done
An look at yourself in the mirror and have to shave your tongue
The mountain of bottles, cans and more
The pizza boxes lining the floor
Flashbacks of last night, most of it slurred
Can't remember everything though, the hours are blurred
The sudden realisation you got something off your chest
Said something you wanted to, but maybe it weren't for the best
It wasn't the drink talking, it was definitely true
Just something that you thought best known only by you
Then it kicks in, the throbbing of the head
Sod it, I'm calling in sick and going back to bed ;)