Apple Versus Bug

Ho!
Yeay
Gavin went blagging his usual blags
There was a dog, who didn't have a tag
Gavin said Apple
He said Dog
He said blister
In the bog
Beany was there, Beany didn't have a care
Beany flew down, in the crowd
A crowd of pickles
When he died, he just cried
Then he left
This world

And went to Doncaster