Just Janice's Juice

Turn the bus round
I'm going to have a crazy crazy crazy night
Like they sung in that song
But the song was shite

The song that was howled by Dingus
And Teena when she was gazumped
by the operator
the traiter
alligator
potato
chip-chip-chip
chop-chop
good cop
bad cop

Get me a jeep
I wanna hollar
I want the sun to beat down on my
thigh

and I want to
cruise on in to that juice bar
owned by Jan or Janice
rumours round the indigo lounge are
Jan's a man! Jan's a man I tell you!
but they're all full of malice
in there

yes they're all full of malice

You wouldn't catch me in there
or Poyn with his thousand yard stare

but that not important

What is important to me
is the though of sipping Jan's Juice
and hoping

p
r
a
y
i
n
g

that the rumours

aren't true.