GO HOME - ENGLAND !

England's joy at Tunisia's whacking
Soon turned sour as its yobs were found lacking...
A Romanian glitch -
Two more fights off the pitch -
And an Argentine win sent them packing.

Lugging Duty-Free bags -'FREE' of cheers !
Hoddle's World Cup campaign ends in tears...
Fans out-bottled on beaches -
Streets rang to their screeches -
England's glory snuffed-out by French jeers

Oh, let's face it - Britannia ain't cool !
The world knows it's America's fool !
Leaving Mad Cows at home -
English Sad Bulls were thrown...
At the deep-end - with no waves to rule !

Let's watch skills - the "France '98" way...
Not that kick an' rush stuff England play !
So, since Brits rhymes with shits
And their football's the pits
Let's be glad England's gone - Hip-Hoo-Ray !