You’ll Have to Ask an Expert, Mate

You’ll Have To Ask An Expert, Mate

He asked.

Do you think 

it’s worth it

to have an 

irresponsible 

surfeit

of cheese

in this time

of Brexit?

I replied.

Thank you for 

the question

on possible

fromage 

indiscretion...

but I’m only here

for the dogging,

and It’s a bloody 

long way from Preston.