Snoregasms

It's every man's dream that his wife can have orgasms.
But I'm so lousy in bed that my wife has snoregasms.
Every time we make love, she falls asleep.
She says I'm so lousy that I couldn't satisfy a turtle in heat.
Every time we make love, she is bored.
She falls asleep and starts to snore.
I want to satisfy her sexually but I don't think I can.
She says if I don't improve, she'll find a real man.
Oh no, she's packing her bags and she's going to start looking for other men.
I'm losing the love of my life but at least it means that I will be single again.